Hey Mr.Carter

INSTANT CRACK

I am by no means a Lil Wayne fan. He's hot, but I think he's slightly over-rated, but that's just my opinion.

But this shit right here! This shit right here ni99a!!(lol)
This track is a serious problem. I fukks with anything Jay-Z does. Yes boys & girls, I stans for the Jiggaman hard-body. Don't be mad, I love him.

Anyways, this has got to be one of the hottest collabos I've ever heard. It's already on my iPod. Makes me almost wanna cop "Tha Carter III".
Keyword: Almost, and we all know almost doesn't count. I simply refuse to add money to Lil Wayne's bank account so he can keep sippin cough syrup. I might have to tell the Hustle Man to get me this track on a mixtape somewhere. I know he got it.

"Hey Mr. Carter tell me where have u been"

Amy Wino is Not O.K

THAT DEPENDS...

At first glance this is just another picture of Amy Winehouse, pretty normal. When I say normal you have to understand that by normal I mean she's not smokin crack or running around the streets of London crying with only a bra on. But just when I thought that Wino couldn't get any more ridiculous. This bitch is walking around with a fukken diaper on.
{{SMMFH so fukken hard!!!}}

Why waste valuable time that could be spent smoking crack & playing with baby mice going to the bathroom when you can simply wear an adult diaper? That Amy is quite resourceful

This bitch is crazy!!
I stans for Wino, her voice is different & soulful, but this bitch is certified. I don't know why she's still walking the streets, this mess should be locked up & strapped into her bed.
Doesn't anybody in her family give a shit about her???
Look at her, this is actually one of her more decent pictures. She's not wearing shorts & a wifebeater, & most of her diseased face is covered by her tracks, but I can't see if she's still sporting those awful ballet shoes. I bet she is...so sad. This woman obviously needs help. She makes Britney look sane, that's not a good look.

Ya'll Ain't Even Ready

SHAWTY IS A 10!!!

I don't even know why ya'll sittin there making faces when it is so obvious that this man is a GOD. Denial is a bitch.
You know you just wanna lick that pasty white Elmer's Glue chest all night. Bunch of fukken fronters.
Most of you fellas are straight up JEALOUS.
This magnificent creature caught my attention & I simply could not stop staring.
He's hypnotizing.
His chest is like white chocolate with brown chocolate chips (delicious). Look at those nipples. YES!! Look at them, they're looking at you. They can see right through you.
Seriously though, I didn't know it was possible to be that fukken white.
His bellybutton is killing me softly.
I would pay to see this man completely naked. Yes I would, he's a work of art.
Look at those ribs, I can see every bone in his chest & torso.
It's mesmerizing.
Not to mention that your man is PACKING.
I wonder if it's just as white, or maybe it's pink. . .OMG!!! I wanna knoww!!!!
I'm done.

Best Rapper Alive!

YA'LL ARE SO WRONG!

I know that there are a lot of uber-sensitive people out there yada, yada, yada. This shit is funny. I don't know what to tell you. If you're a bleeding heart don't watch the video & I strongly suggest that you don't read the rest of this post either (just a suggestion).
Anyways. . .where was I???
Yeah. . .so. . .I goes to check my e-mail this morning like I usually do right after I've had my 2 bowls of Cap'n Crunch & a glass of Grape Juice & I am greeted by the above video, which I still haven't fully recovered from after watching it. I should seriously analyze the people that have my e-mail address. These muthafukkas are outta control.
SMMFH so hard my neck hurts.
This shit is so wrong I can't stop saying how wrong it is. The feelings I felt while watching this video were so confusing. I couldn't stop laughing, but at the same time I wanted to cry because it is so WRONG & then I felt guilty for laughing so hard at the same exact time.
Good Gawd! Please forgive me. I can't help it.
When the beat dropped & my boy Eli started to feel it (0:58). I FELL OUT! literally. I fell out of my chair & curled up into the fetal position because I just knew lightning was gonna strike me right then & there. I had accepted my fate at this point. After I get back up & continue to watch this fuckery I couldn't understand. My soul is hurting.
There is just so much going on in this video besides the obvious.
It's the little things, like dude draping his arms over that man's shoulders like that shit is a-o.k. Your boy Marv-O needs to take seat.
I'm done.

The Beyaki Xperience

UGH

So. . .my homegirl sends me this video. I see that her subject line says "Beyonce". Mind you, this bitch is well aware of how I'm feeling about Beyaki these days.
Is she tryna be funny sendin me this man stealing, over-singing, lace front wig wearin trick's videos???
She might as well have sent me a House of Diarreah outfit. . .which I would of burned. Yes indeed.
But anyways. . .this video was actually funny. It's like "The Beyaki Experience" condensed into 5 minutes.
She's so XTRA! Gawd!
Pardon my Bee-Bashing. . .but this trick just married the man of my delusional dreams & I'm still pissed, otherwise. . .she's cool with me. This video is obviously pretty old, but still pure comedy. I stans for Beyaki, but she took the only man I've ever loved so I'm forced to hate on her.
On another note: Why is this trick tryna act like she didn't know they were bringing out a cake for her???(3:57-4:03) Standing there acting like she didn't tell them when exactly to bring the cake out. Acting like she didn't tell Kelly & Michelle that their sorry asses better sing Happy Birthday to her or she was gonna get Mama Tina on them & take their House of Diarreah Lace Fronts from them (no, they don't make wigs, I'm just saying. . .) & end their already pitiful careers.
Ho got nerve.
Don't even ger me started on her tryna scat (2:52-3:09)*bwop bwop bwop bwop bwop bwoooop!!!*
I LMAO'ed so hard@ 2:14
What was she tryna do when singin Survivor???(0:17- 0:21)Beyaki. . .um. . .so Jay got you thinking you tough??
Anyways. . .watch & discuss.
I'm done.

Free??? Is that You???

GOOD GRIEF!

Wtf happened to Free?

Oh My Gawd!!!

Lala lookin like: "This bitch ain’t EVEN gotta look like this." Waitin for dude to hurry up & take the picture so she can get away from that Hot Ass Mess.

Like she didn't even want to smile.

I mean. . .why bother?

This pic has no chances. Free already fucked it up.

I see times are hard now that those 106 & Park checks aren’t coming in. I’m not understanding the hair at all. I see two different textures (nappy & curly) & two different colors.

Who did that to her????

I amlost feel bad.

Is that dress made out of terrycloth? Looks like a jazzed-up robe.

I don’t know what she was thinking or if she was even thinking at all.

Did she roll out of bed, throw some shades on & hit the club???

Did she even bother to brush her teeth???

She obviously didn’t bother to run a brush through her hair.

No effort.

You could at least try to look like you’re still working Free.

I’m diggin’ the shades though, but they aren’t fooling anybody.

No Ma’am.

I hope A.J is doin better.

I’m done.

DMX is a Muthafukken fool

FOOL OF THE YEAR

DMX was interviewed by XXL magazine ( don't ask me why, because I doubt that XXL knows why they were interviewing this crackhead) and things took an interesting turn when DMX was asked about the presidential race.

XXL: Are you following the presidential race?

DMX: Not at all.

XXL: You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.

DMX: His name is Barack?!

XXL: Barack Obama, yeah.

DMX: Barack?!

XXL: Barack.

DMX: What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

XXL: Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.

DMX: Barack Obama?

XXL: Yeah.

DMX: What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.

XXL: You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.

DMX: I ain’t really paying much attention.

XXL: I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…

DMX: Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, "Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit" [laughs] "That ain’t your fuckin’ name." Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

XXL: So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?

DMX: Nope.

This clown doesn’t know who Barack Obama is??????
SMMFH so fukken hard!!!!
This kneegrow needs to be shot. Somebody please drive by his favorite crack spot & put a bullet in his head. Nobody that fuckin foolish deserves to live. I guess if it doesn’t involve pitbulls, he don’t know shit about it. I’m embarrassed for him. This shit is funny as hell thought. When he said: "Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack." I signed my own death certificate.
Cause of death = DMX’s unbelievable ignorance.
Why is XXL even interviewing this jigaboo? That’s the million dollar question.
Does he have any new music out?? No
New movie?? No
But. . wait. . .does he still make clothes for dogs??
I almost passed out when I heard that this kneegrow had a clothing line for dogs.
Unbelievable
I just don't get it. . .seriously. My nephew is 6yrs-old & he's voting for Obama
I'm done.

Celie Done Lost Her Mind

'TASIA SIDDOWN!!

Look at Fantasia a.k.a the new & slightly improved Harriett Tubman. I didn’t know the underground railroad was still active. Did that bitch just escape from her Massah???

What is she pointing at??? Freedom???

When they taught this stray kneegrow how to read they should of taught her how to perform as well. I feel sorry for the first row, she prolly sweatin all over them while shuckin & jivin & shit. I wonder if that’s the same face she makes when Crow. . .I mean, Dro is pounding her out.

This is too too much ugly too early in the morning.

I’m done.

Why??? Ne-Yo Why???

WHO LIED?

I don't know what the concept for this picture was, but if this kneegrow don't look like a fish out of water. . .I quit.
I'm throwin his ass back.
Swim away pleeeeeeeeeease!!!!!
Who approved this shit???
No. . seriously.
Who stood there with a straight face and said: "Yes! That's the one!!"
That muthafukka was tryna be funny. GIANT got jokes.
I couldn't of had been the one taking this picture, that shit would of been blurry as hell simply because I wouldn't of been able to stop laughing at his simple ass.

Ne-Yo needs to take a seat, just sit the hell down & think about what you have done. I am personally putting this kneegrow in a corner.
I need him to throw the DUNCE hat on & sit his silly ass in the corner of the classroom until the bell rings.
I shouldn't even let him go to recess. He needs to THINK!!!
Is that lipchap????
SMMFH vigorously.
Dam U Sapphyri!!
This shit ain't right!!
I can't take anymore of this foolishness.
I try to stay positive, but you muthafukkas are makin it damn near impossible.
I don't know how old this picture is, but whoever OK'ed this shit needs to get fired.
Ne-Yo will remain in his corner until he can stop glossing his lips & fixin his trout mouth like that.
I am a big fan of his music, but I can't condone this shit right here.
I remember seeing him perform a couple of years ago when "Sexy Love" was hot & he was looking slightly sexual.
I mean I wasn't exactly in the first row, but Ne-Yo could of got the business that night.
Shiiiiiiiiit.
But after seeing this hot mess. . .I think my eye doctor fukk'd up my contacts prescription.
I couldn't possibly have been working with 20/20 vision if I thought this catfish was sexy.
Me & my Homegirl were standin there like: "Ne-Yo lookin riiight!"
I'm officially changin that kneegrow's name to Ne-No! Yes. . .with the exclamation point.
I'm done.