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YA'LL ARE SO WRONG!

I know that there are a lot of uber-sensitive people out there yada, yada, yada. This shit is funny. I don't know what to tell you. If you're a bleeding heart don't watch the video & I strongly suggest that you don't read the rest of this post either (just a suggestion).
Anyways. . .where was I???
Yeah. . .so. . .I goes to check my e-mail this morning like I usually do right after I've had my 2 bowls of Cap'n Crunch & a glass of Grape Juice & I am greeted by the above video, which I still haven't fully recovered from after watching it. I should seriously analyze the people that have my e-mail address. These muthafukkas are outta control.
SMMFH so hard my neck hurts.
This shit is so wrong I can't stop saying how wrong it is. The feelings I felt while watching this video were so confusing. I couldn't stop laughing, but at the same time I wanted to cry because it is so WRONG & then I felt guilty for laughing so hard at the same exact time.
Good Gawd! Please forgive me. I can't help it.
When the beat dropped & my boy Eli started to feel it (0:58). I FELL OUT! literally. I fell out of my chair & curled up into the fetal position because I just knew lightning was gonna strike me right then & there. I had accepted my fate at this point. After I get back up & continue to watch this fuckery I couldn't understand. My soul is hurting.
There is just so much going on in this video besides the obvious.
It's the little things, like dude draping his arms over that man's shoulders like that shit is a-o.k. Your boy Marv-O needs to take seat.
I'm done.

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