The Beyaki Xperience

UGH

So. . .my homegirl sends me this video. I see that her subject line says "Beyonce". Mind you, this bitch is well aware of how I'm feeling about Beyaki these days.
Is she tryna be funny sendin me this man stealing, over-singing, lace front wig wearin trick's videos???
She might as well have sent me a House of Diarreah outfit. . .which I would of burned. Yes indeed.
But anyways. . .this video was actually funny. It's like "The Beyaki Experience" condensed into 5 minutes.
She's so XTRA! Gawd!
Pardon my Bee-Bashing. . .but this trick just married the man of my delusional dreams & I'm still pissed, otherwise. . .she's cool with me. This video is obviously pretty old, but still pure comedy. I stans for Beyaki, but she took the only man I've ever loved so I'm forced to hate on her.
On another note: Why is this trick tryna act like she didn't know they were bringing out a cake for her???(3:57-4:03) Standing there acting like she didn't tell them when exactly to bring the cake out. Acting like she didn't tell Kelly & Michelle that their sorry asses better sing Happy Birthday to her or she was gonna get Mama Tina on them & take their House of Diarreah Lace Fronts from them (no, they don't make wigs, I'm just saying. . .) & end their already pitiful careers.
Ho got nerve.
Don't even ger me started on her tryna scat (2:52-3:09)*bwop bwop bwop bwop bwop bwoooop!!!*
I LMAO'ed so hard@ 2:14
What was she tryna do when singin Survivor???(0:17- 0:21)Beyaki. . .um. . .so Jay got you thinking you tough??
Anyways. . .watch & discuss.
I'm done.