Who is Gassin her?


THIS BITCH. . .


You know what really kills me about thist tranny?

The fact that she really believes that she's attractive( & a woman) & she wants us to believe that bullshit too.
This has got to be the most un-sexy shit I have seen that wasn't Amy Winehouse.
I can't stand her or her Cling on mother. I hate their faces & I hate Flavor Flav for bringin their ugly asses into our lives.
There isn't much else to say about this picture. I'm not gonna promote whatever the frukk she's doing. I heard something about her having a new reality show coming out. Of course that shit is gonna be on VH1 because we all know they love the fuckery, but I'm not gonna promote this bitch & give her more air play. I'm ready for her 15 minutes to run out.
I'm tired of her Muppet face!


B.E.T Awards


I'm not gonna ramble on & on about the BET Awards. I can't front though, the show was tight.
Few things I want to point out.




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Is Lil Man-Man trying to convince us that she's a teenager by repeatedly dressing like a child?
Well, I'm not convinced, that bitch gotta be at least 30.

Keyshia Cole & Kim kill't that performance, but where the hell was Missy?
Still a good performance tho, was Keyshia wearing butt pads?
I don't remmeber her havin an ass.
Don't even get me started on her tryna dance(lol).


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Was it just me or did Lil Kim look way better when she was performing than when she was on the red carpet?
The picture above makes me sad = [

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Weezy shut it down. That's all I'm gonna say about that over-rated kneegrow.


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I just wanted to see Rihanna's face at the exact moment that Ciara was simulating riding her man.
I would of paid to see that.

LOL at Chris singin along wit his big forehead girl when she was performing.
Cute.

So...Terrence Howard is coming out with an album? Really? No...Seriously?
This yellow kneegrow makes one movie where he play a rapper & now he wants to make an album? If it's a rap album. . .I quit.



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What is that shit on Solange's head?
One of Bey-Bey's old wigs?

Speakin of Bey-Bey glad to see that her ass stayed home. I know ya'll were expecting her to shut shit down, but. . .( ha! ha!).

Rick Ross' stomach is gross. I'm tired of seeing that shit.



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OMG! Alicia's performance gave me GOOSEBUMPS!
SWV!!!!
En Vogue!!!!
TLC!!!!
I almost cried.
On another note: Alicia's lookin a little pudgy. . . or is it just me?

Usher's performance was mediocre, he could of done better

Did ya'll see the Jabbawockeez with Ne-Yo?
Hawt!!


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Dam Daddy. . .
This muthafukka betta stop playin!
I can't take any more shirtless antics from Nelly.
I'm mad Ashanti corny ass is hittin that!
Wait. . .was he shirtless the whole show?

What was Ashanti tryna do when she introduced him?
Gawd, she's so corny.
Take a seat Ashanti.


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The thought of the two people that I'm most tired of hearing combining and forming one super-human, dread-locked, nasal, over played on the radio monster is causing me to hyperventilate.
T-Wayne??
Please No!

Dam Buck



I'M CONFUSED TOO

So 50cent (being the total asshole that he is) has just released a phone conversation that he had with Young Buck. I can't call it.
I mean, it sounds like Buck is going through some shit at the time, but what made him think it would be a good idea to cry to 50 about it??
And am I mistaken or wasn't he just talkin bout "Fuck G-Unit" not too long ago?
I don't know how old this conversation is, or why 50 recorded it, other than the fact that he is a grimey ass kneegrow. That fool is dead wrong for this.
Don't get me wrong, this shit is pure comedy, but 50 know he wrong.

Buck talkin bout how he confused, how he owe taxes, how he got outta line & a gang of other shit.

My life came to a turning point when dude said: "A ni99a just get CONFUSED" between sobs.

I just don't know what to do with myself after hearing that shit.
That boy is hurting & I feel bad for him, but he a muthafukkin fool for that shit.
I'm sorry.
Buck. . .Take a Seat Please

Stepped On My J's


Nelly Feat. Jermaine Dupri & Ciara - Stepped On My J's [New]
by Yannicklord
HELL NAW!

Isn't the little Lucky Charms leperchaun damn near 40?
Why oh why is this grown ass man singing about Jordans??
Ciara got some big ass feet. She can't buy the kid's Jordans like I used to in a boy's 6. Nah, she gotta cop the men's jump-offs. Her feet probably bigger than JD's. That lil kneegrow look like he wear a 4. Wee Little Man.
Don't be mad Cee-Cee, I still fukks wit you. " Oh" is still my shit. I can't forgive you for messing with Lil Bow Wow though. I don't care if ya'll the same age, you was too much woman for that pound puppy. And you better back up off of Nelly, Ashanti will let her lil' sister loose on that ass. Fukk around if you want to. Shi-Shi don't play
Nelly gets a pass from me because he is just pure sexiness. That body is a sin.
Good grief!
I would eat my breakfast off that chest. Yes!!
Alright, Imma chill shawty. Imma gonna chill (shouts to Souljah Girl)

Anyways, I'm sure the lil kneegrowns on the block are gonna "Get Light" (or whatever it is these kids are doing these days) to this shit right here.
When I was in H.S Jordans were at their peak.
You were nobody if you didn't have every pair, kill yourself. You serve no purpose.
Nowadays, it's just not the same. I don't understand a grown ass man with every single pair of Jordans that even came out in their closet, but not one pair of shoes. It's not right.
Get yourself a pair of Stacy Adams & leave the J's to the kids.
I can definitely dig the " Do The Right Thing" scene. That was a good look, not as funny as it was in the movie, but a good look nonetheless.



Not Guilty


DON'T BE MAD

"Try to charge me but I'm not gulity"
By now you all must have heard that Raw Kells was aquitted.
I know some of ya'll mad, but hey, what can you do?

Anyways, I love this song & video from back when Jay & Kellz s were cool. Before R. Kelly started acting like a straight up bitch because Ty-Ty mased him & all that other shit.
That kneegrow's such a diva.
But, he's not guilty eventhough we all know he pissed on that little girl & after 6 years it's finally over.


No Jim Jones. You are NOT Sean Bell



THESE PIGS. . .

So. . .NYC's biggest gang of goons is at it again.
Apparently there was an altercation backstage after Jim Jones & the whole Dipset mess ( Where the hell is Cam?? Has anybody seen that kneegrow??) performed at Hot 97's Summer Jam. Some undercover pig starts taking pictures of Jim Jones & 'em & when his bodyguard tells him to stop dude pulls out a gun. . .no badge, just a gun.
Is that whole Hip Hop Police Unit still active? They really are goin hard on these rappers for no apprent reason.
Dude pulled out his gun & no type of ID. If these clowns were like the dudes from where I'm from that pig would of got shot. Of course they would of probably got life for killing a cop regardless of the fact that he never showed ID and he pulled out on them first so it was basically self-defense.
These pigs are completely out of control.
That badge is basically a Liscense to Kill.

But on some other shit. . .Jim Jones threw his hands up in the air so fast, it's not funny, but it was funny. I'm sorry. That kneegrow raised the roof & ran behind his bodyguard.
Then he wanna puff his chest out & start runnin his mouth. Talkin 'bout: "I'm Sean Bell!"
After all was said and done he wanna wild out to the point that dudes had to hold him back.(lol)
But when that piece was in his face it was another story.
Jimmy sit down.

Random Myspace Sexiness

FOR THE LADIES

I'm so over the whole Myspace thing.
I usually log on, check my messages & log off. If someone happens to catch my eye I will immediately steal their picture & add it to this blog
So. . . with that said, to your right is a collection of pictures which I call Random Myspace Sexiness.
They are either pictures of dudes that are on my friends list or have been forwarded to me by a friend.
If you happen to come across someone I would appreciate you sending me their picture & a link to their page & I can add them to my list.
If you're on this list consider it a compliment.
If you want your picture removed you can sukk a dikk quikk(lol).
I kid.
I kid.
If you see your picture & want it removed leave me a comment or send me an e-mail & I will remove it.
You can be a bitch about it, it's okay.
I don't want pictures of females. . .sorry bitches. I'm all about the fellas.
If you think you're a sexy bitch, well then, good for you. But I don't need to see ur ass or titis on my blog. So, no females, no uglies, no fat boys(lol). For real tho. . .

P.S. Click on the pic & it will take you to that person's Myspace page.


Really CNN???


SERIOUSLY THOUGH. . .

CNN is a muthafukken joke. Are they seriously doing an in-depth report on the fist bump??
Come the fukk on now. The man gave his wife daps & these saltines have lost it. It's not that fukken serious.
They have this man under a microscope. They're so scared that he might actually win the election that they'll soon be disecting every single move he makes.
Did CNN do a report on how Bush couldn't open a fukken door???
On how the muthafukka can't pronounce "nuclear"???
No!
& fot that. . .

CNN NEEDS TO SIT THE FUKK DOWN!!!

T-T-T-T-T-Tasty Tastyyyyy!!!

SEXUAL CHOCOLATE

Here is Tyson Beckford at some sort of awards, or party or. . I don't know & franlky I don't give a flyin fukk, if he's not tied to my headboard his location is irrelevant.
I just wanna fill his mouth with my nipple & watch him suckle(lol).
"Yes boo. I know you're hungry. Let momma feed you."
I refuse to have a baby & let that muthafukka suck on my titi before Tyson gets a chance.

This ladies & gentlemen is a prime example of a fine chocolate brother.
Oh! the things I would do to him!
I was slightly disturbed when I heard he was messing around with one of those anorexic America's Next Top Model chicks, but I refuse to believe that shit.
In my mind this man is single & waiting for me. I don't care what they say. A man in pink never looked so good.
I can't say anymore, I'm currently printing this out & taping it to my boyfriend's face. I hope he doesn't get all: "Get this muthafukka's face off of mines before I beat your ass!!" & "You disrespectin me!?!?!" & shit or he's not getting any for a week.
So fukken sensitive.
All I want is to cover your face & pretend I'm riding Tyson Beckford.
Why you gotta bitch & moan???

Good Grief

WTF???



Seriously though. . .what the frukk is that shit on her face?? Is it growing in that blonde streak too??
I think I see some of it in her patch. What kind of horrible disease attacks your face && ur hair too???????????

I read something about impetigo, then something about it being gangrene. At this point I don't even care what it is I just wish she would stay the fukk home while that shit is alive & active.


I can't keep looking at this mess. It's fukkin up my life. I can't eat, I can't sleep, I can't even fukken masturbate because her fukked up face keeps poppin into my head.
I see her everywhere!!!!!!

IT'S NOT RIGHT!!!!!

Amy please stop going places, please. Stay home bitch!
It's not fair that the rest of us are forced to have to look at you.
You don't care, you're so selfish. I doubt you look into a mirror unless you're doing line off of it. Just sit the fukk down in the comfort of your own home, have the best dermatologist your money can buy come over & help you correct that shit. I think you can afford it, unless you spent it all on crack, PCP, speed, weed, meth, coke & ballet slippers. Please do us all a favor & get that shit checked out. You ain't even gotta look like that. It's not fair to those of us who are forced to have to look at that shit everytime we open an e-mail or visit a blog. You're disgusting. I can't sip on my Grape Juice & look at you at the same time. I'll never be able to eat oatmeal again. You have to take other people's feelings into consideration when you're out in public looking like that. I can't even imagine what you must smell like.
Sit your scab-face in the house please, my stomach can't take anymore abuse.