Tyra. . .

I JUST CAN'T. . .

Don't ask me why I'm posting this.
I do a lot of YouTubing & I come across shit that should of never been.
Such as this mess.

This, ladies & gentlemen is the reason I'm against models, actors & trust-fund babies trying to become musicians.
This also is the 1st post in a new category I shall call: Who Is Gassing You?
Yes, somebody lied to Tyra.
Some lyin ass heffa looked her in the face & said: "Guuurrl! You know you can sing!"

LIES!!!
ALL LIES!!!

But why does this shit look & sound like something J.No would of done?
I can't shake the thought that this song was meant for her & she passed so they gave it to Tyra.
Maybe it's DarkChild's annoying voice "talkin over the beat like Clue".

Either way, I'm glad Tyra got the message & left it at that.
She's a smart girl.

No! No! No!

Center of Attention
by yardie4lifever2
SMMFH SO HARD

I like the Simmons girls. I think they're absolutely sweet & I can't even hate on their hustle eventhough I wouldn't be caught dead in a pair of those sneakers. My niece has a pair though, & that's who I think they're for. Young girls under the age of 12.

Anyways, this song is an absolute wreck.
No! No! Noooooooo!

That Angela has grown on me.
I used to think she was kinda funky looking, but she's growing into her looks & that's a good thing. Maybe singing is not her niché. Maybe sho should try soap-operas like her sister did, or just stick to the Pastrry thing. That'll do

Dutty Wine Gone Terribly Wrong

ATTITUDE GYAL!!!

I fukken LOVE Dutty Wine gone wrong videos & this has got to be one of my favorites.
I peeped her messy ass at the beginning of the video, made me mad as hell.
This bitch is in the club with her fukkin keys clipped to her beltloop. Soon as I saw that I knew that she would be the victim of "When the Dutty Wine Goes Wrong".

This shit is fukkin classic.

Ladies, riddle me this, why the fukk are we still purchasing clip-on ponytails??

Seriously, ya'll need to cut that shit out.
This bitch had the audacity to Dutty Wine wit that shit strapped to her head with what was probably only a rubberband & a gang of bobby pins.
She did it to herself.
Enjoy.

Nelly for Sean John

DAM YOU ASHANTI!!

The things that I would do to this man. . .Ashanti's corny ass can't even imagine.
She probably just lays there like a dead body yelling corny shit like: "Aww baby, OOh Baby."
Bitch can't even throw it back properly.
I hate her.

Nelly, when you get tired of helping her shave her sideburns & helping her remain relevant I'll be waiting.
You need me in your life.

Anyways, Nelly is the new spokesmodel for Sean John.

Fuck The Police!

THESE PIGS. . .

Apparently Long Beach Police Officers think it's a crime for somebody to flip them off.

Shit went left when the 21 year-old woman being manhandled by the pigs in the above video gave them the finger. These muthafukkas pulled the bus over & yanked her off the bus, roughed her up & arrested her, the result being 4 broken bones in the wonam's face all because she gave them the finger.
Unbelievable, yet I'm not surprised.

Nevermind her sister's weed earrings which I HAVE GOT to get a pair of for myself(so slylish), but seriously this shit has got to stop.
These clowns are out of control.
Was all that necessary just because she flipped them off??

Her mother seems to believe it's because the woman is gay, but I think it's because these pigs are a gang of thugs with a liscense to kill, harrass, assault & do whatever the fuck they please with no consequences.

I'm personally going to tell the next cop I see to go fuck himself with his baton, hoping he'll throw me around a little just so I can sue the entire NYPD.
Fuck these pig bastards.

Go Wino!

DON'T HURT NOBODY

I don't know what's goin on in this picture.
I'm assuming this bitch is trying to dance, but I don't see anybody else dancing.
Anyways, this is Amy Winehouse so why am I expecting her to make sense??
This bitch fascinates me so deeply. She's a hot sweltering mess but I just can't get enought of her.
She's been running around punching & slapping hoes all over the place.

I didn't bother to post the video of her punching some bitch in the audience at a concert when she was performing because I'm sure everyone has seen it & because I can't actually see when she punched the bitch.
I wanted to see her scabby crackey fist make contact with the bitch's face!
But...no such luck

Leave Buck Aloneeeeee!!!!!

PLAY TOO MUCH

You silly ass muthafukkas got way too much time on your hands.
I can't even comment on this mess right here.
Ya'll keep playin with that boy Buck.
Sensitive kneegrows don't play that & he's a Pisces too like myself.
We might be sensitive, but don't let that shit fool you bitches.
Ya'll gonna make David Darnell Brown spazz out.

Thug Lovin' Bitches!

AWW DAM!

Why? You ask am I posting this video?

I was just sitting here. . .minding my business, catching up on my e-mail & things of that nature.
Just chillin like I do when I do what I do. You know.
Anyways, true story. . .no book, Bobby Brown just popped into my mind.
I kid you not.

Seriously, I was like: "WTF???"

So. . .I immediately took my ass to YouTube looking for all things Bobby Brown.

I ran into everything from his old New Edition days to "Don't Be Cruel" & even that clip of him talking about how he had to stick his finger in Whitney's ass because she couldn't shit. I wish I could have put that more delicately for the weak ones. I apologize.
"Being Bobby" was reality TV at it's finest!
"Hell to the Naw!!" (I love you Whitney)

But this shit right here, This shit right here ni99a(lol).

I absolutely LOVED this video.
The pure joy that Bobby is exhibiting from the thrill of being in a music video again is contagious. Every moment that he is on the screen is pure magic, I can't stop staring at his sweaty ass.
Bobby was sweatin from the moment the video started!
Not to mention that he looks like he's crack'd, coke'd or high'd ( idk. . .it's 1 or the other or all 3) the fukk up.
That kneegrow was on something & whatever it was it only enhanced his performance.
That muthafukka is EXCITED!
He don't know what to do with himself.
And you know Whitney was on the set yelling crackey shit like: "Go 'head Bobby!! You the King baby!!"
I would of paid to be there with my own camera to catch all the cracktastic shit that was going on behind the scenes.
This video was also made at a time when Murder Inc was on top of the world, before 50 came along & completely demolished Ja Rule's career. That kneegrow is ruthless.
I still heart u thought Ja. Fukk them. I got you boo.
IT'S MUUURRRDAAAAAA!!!