Entertain Yourselves

Tyson should conside a little manscaping - Dlisted

VIBE is racist? - Bossip

Halle's baby gives you the Evil Eye - Concrete Loop

Carlton's still alive! Great, now I can stop tossing & turning in my sleep. - Evil Beet

Top 10 Bernie Mac monents cuz he ain't scared of you muthafukkas! - DimeWars

Something for the Fellas - F-Listed

Somebody smack her Momma please - Sandra Rose

Obama-Rama - RealTalk NY

Lil Kim "Put On" freestyle - HipHopDX


Happy Labor Day Bitches!!!
Don't get too fukk'd up like I'm about to do.

P.S. I want to thank everyone sending me e-mails about how much you all enjoy my bolg.
I truly appreciate it.
As you can tell by the lack of ads on this blog I don't get paid to do this. I do it because it's fun & I enjoy it.
It actually puts a smile on my face when I get an e-mail from someone saying they enjoy reading the mess that comes out of my mouth on a regular basis.
Yes, I actualy talk like I type.
So you kneegrows have fun & be careful.

xoxo
Ms.M

FOX Got Jokes

OH, YOU MAD?

Solo-Angel( I can't even type that mess with a straight face) was on FOX news the other day (don't ask me when) & apparently things got a little awk-waaaaard.

I guess they asked her about Jay-z & the whole 40/40 situation & she wasn't feeling it. Apparently she didn't know that they weren't on the air when the question was asked & proceeded to get gully on whoever that husky lady is.

I must say, Solo-Angel don't play that & I commend her for tellin FOX to get up out her family's business & focus on her album that nobody's gonna buy. Even if the question wasn't live, fuck that shit.
"Bitch! Don't ask me no shit like that!!" is what I would of said.

Well, FOX retaliated by re-airing the story & gettin on Solo-Angel hard-body.
Callin her all types of brats, moochin ass hoes & all things in between.
Told her to hop off her sister's pubes & get her own money.

That ain't right.

I can't wait to see what Baby Daniel will have to say about them disrespekkin his momma.

Jason. . .The Diva Maker?

DIVAAAAAAAS!!!!!!

What in the Drama Queen hell??

I don't know how true this is, but I was over at Diddy Puff's Momma's blog when I saw this.
Eventhough I don't know if this bullshit is really going to air I can almost guarantee that if it does air it will be on VH1.

I watched the 1st season of Making The Band & everytime he stepped on the scene screaming "Divaaaaaaaaaaaas!!!!" I wanted to cry.
I lost interest in that show quickly after.
-sigh-

Well, if this mess does air I will definitely be watching.
I like to punish myself.

With that said: Who is gassing him?????

Somewhere in Wiscansin

FUEGO!

I must admit. When I first heard rumors about Lil Wayne & T-Plain making an album together I considered pouring acid in my ears.
Those two should take a 3-year long vacation from all things music.
I can't take their annoying nasal ass voices combined But. . .
THIS IS MY SHIT!!!!

Oh I can't believe it
Ooh Ooh she all on me (on me)

I can't even front, T-Plain did it again. He's dead serious about the Univer-Soul Circus theme he's been rockin' since the BET Awards.
The video doesn't quite do it for me.

It's like T-Wayne invaded my nightmares & recorded everything that scares me.
From emo-clowns to swangin' dreads to big booty hoes with way too much Yaki.
To being stuck on a never-ending ferris wheel ride with Lil Wayne, his cough syrup breath & those swangin dreads again.
I don't understand him!!!!!

What in the slurred hell is he saying???
Something about showing somebody what them teardrops about?
Didn't that kneegrow accidentally shoot himself in the chest?
I don't think that counts...does it?
What part of the game is that??

Epic Fail

HOW NOT TO TREADMILL

OMG!
I dont do treadmills & this is the reason why( & because I'm lazy).

Never in my natural life have I seen a person fail so horribly on a treadmill.
My stomach hurts, I laughed so hard.
When his face went through the screen I flatlined: __________________________

What more can I say?

Jockin' Jay-Z

BLUEPRINT 3!!!!!

I'm a muthafukkin Jay-Z fan til the day I die!
I don't give a fukk what a hater got to say!

So. . .a couple of days ago I got the above video, almost wet my pannies ( yes, pannies).
I didn't post it because I was waitin on the entire version of the song.
Well, boys & girls. The nice people over at HipHopDX heard my prayers.
Click the link & enjoy!
Jay-Z - Jockin' Jay-Z Hip Hop Songs > HipHopDX.com

lata hatas!

R.I.P Bernie Mac

HIM DOWNSTAIRS. . .

Sadness. I couldn't believe it.
I have loved Bernie Mac since his Def Jam days with his face airbrushed on his jeans
"I aint scared of you muthafukkas"
"Kick It!"
I woke up today with a gang of Yahoo & AIM away messages saying: R.I.P Bernie Mac
I couldn't believe it.
Not only because I'm a huge fan & I was in denial, but also because kneegrows like to play with people's lives & say a muthafukka dead when he's not.
I speak from experience.
In the past week I've been told Michael Jackson, Busta Rhymes & Apollonia were dead.
It's not funny!
I almost cried for Apollonia!

Anyways, R.I.P Bernie Mac. You will truly be missed.
Thanks for making me laugh to the point of tears.

I ♥ Maddox!!!!!

I REALLY DO

So, everybody is creaming their panties over pictures of Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt's newborn twins.
I saw a couple of pictures of the twins, and. . .they look like babies.

Nothing spectacular, just babies. I mean, they're cute. . .but they're babies, so of course they're cute.

Anyways, I didn't really bother to post pictures of the twins because I fukkin love (no pedo) Maddox!!
Look at him!!!!
He's fukkin awesome!!!!

I don't know which twin he's holding & I forgot their names, but Maddox fukkin rawx!!!!

I'm sorry, I'm slightly obsessed with this little boy & I don't know what to do with myself.
His mohawk is the prettiest shade of green/blue ever!!!!!

I just wanna kidnap him & make him call me "Mommy".

You can tell how insanely obsessed I am with this child by the ridiculous amount of exclamation points I have used in this post so far.
I'm apologize for my excitement.

I condsidered adopting my very own Cambodian baby, but I would be so disappointed if he wasn't as cool as Maddox that I would probably give him back & that wouldn' t be nice.
Anywho, I love this pic & I'm so using it as my screensaver.

Sigh, I wish he was mines. =[

UPDATE: OMG!! Tomorrow's his birthday!

Happy Birthday Maddox!!!