Lady Luck Vs. Rece Steele

Look at this mess.
This is why I don't frequent freestyle battles.
Kneegrows just don't listen.

It took about 15minutes for this shit to get organized.

Like 734,867 muthafukkas in what looks like an abandoned garage & it looks hot as hell up in that bitch.
I can only imagine what it must smell like.
Breathe, sweat, weave glue, liquor, weed & you KNOW some nassy muthafukka farted up in that hot bitch.

But I digress. . .

I honestly don't think this was a fair battle.

They wouldn't even shut the fuck up & let Reece spit.
They were disrespectful as hell.

Luck admitted all her shit was written.
I thought the point of a "freestyle" battle was to actually freestyle.
Did I miss something?

I can tell Reece was freestyling. . .so how is that fair?

If this even would have been a bit more organized & everyone battling would of actually freestyled, the outcome might have been different.

They weren't even trying to hear what Reece was saying from jump.

I heard her though, & I think there should be a re-match with a smaller audience, held somewhere air-conditioned.
& Luck shouldn't be allowed to bring all her groupies.

With that said. . .I can't really speculate on who won.
You might say Luck won, but I don't think it was a fair battle.

P.S. Luck your weave looks greasy as hell.
Reece. . .that face you made at the 16:17 mark. . .don't let it happen again.

Oh, You Mad?

If you don't know the story: Oasis was talking hella shit about how Jay-z shouldn't be allowed to play at Glastonbury concert earlier this year.

I call it hate.
But they claim it's because Glastonbury is not about rap or hip-hop or whatever.

Hatin like a city cop.

Then Jay went on-stage at Glastonbury & did this:




And then he did this:

SERVED!

What's it been?
5 months?

And this is the best these clowns could come up with?
They're saying some U.K rapper wrote the lyrics. . um. . .that's it?

A "rapper" wrote that??
I'm praying that somebody exposes this clown so that Jay can end his rap career before it even starts.

My nephew can come up with better lyrics than that.

Just the other day he said: "These fools don't want it. I run up on you and take your Big Wheels. Run It"

He's 7!

I seriously doubt Jay is going to respond to this lame attempt at a dis song.
Highly Unlikely.

He probebly saw that shit and laughed.

But if he does. . .it'll be gold.

I don't know what a slag is but I know it's disrespectful & I don't think it was a smart move to come at my boy's wife like that.

Womanizer

Brit-Brit's new song.
I absolutely LOVED her last album. . .every single track.

This song is good money, but I hope the rest of the album is better than this.

I can fukk wit it though.
I also heard she's making a video.

I can't wait.

He Ain't Even Right

Suge Knight is a dam fool.
The look on that kneegrow's face while he yokin' that bitch up is fukkin PRICELESS.

I laughed so hard at this shit.
My stomach hurts.

I love how she got her tongue out at first cuz she think he's just dancing.
She trying her hardest to look sexy wit it

But when that muthafukka starts to really choke that ass
& grabs her weave she tryna stop him from pullin that wet & wavy shit out without upsetting Suge cuz she know he will mollywop her ass.

Why she got her eyes closed the whole time???

Dam Bruh

My boy Isis got the boot last night.
Dam bruh.

"Her" picture looks like shit because he couldn't stop thinking about his tool making a surprise appearance.

"Can't wear skinny jeans cuz my knots don't fit"


Anyways, I was so loving last night's photoshoot theme.
The whole underwater thing was a good look.

These are my top 3 favorite pix.

Yes my bitch Sheena!
Lovesit.

The girl is FIERCE.
I'm no longer sure that she will win after Tyra fukk'd up her hair, but she is still bringin it.




Samantha.
I'm starting to think this girl might win it.
She is delivering & I loved her make-over.
The short cut is definitely a good look for her, I don't even remember what she looked like before they cut her hair.





Analeigh.
This picture is so sexy.
I hate that her & that weird chick Marjorie just sit around the house pitying themselves trying to get one another to compliment the other & convince her that she's beautiful & she's not going home.
It's pathetic.

HoodRat Stuff has NOT Struck Again

A couple of days ago I was sent an e-mail saying that my favorite little chubb-rock has struck again.

I couldn't believe it, like why is this child even allowed to be around any vehicles??
He should be running everywhere he goes.

But it turns out that it's not true & you muthafukkas got WAY too much time on your hands.

Latarian Milton aka HoodRat Stuff did NOT steal his gran mamma's car again.

The video above is just old footage from when he took his gran mamma's car last April to do hoodrat stuff with his friend.

Ya'll need to stop lying on that child.
It ain't right!

Go on Bay-beeee!!!

Yes. . .that's a man & he is going IN!

I'm mad this dude throwing it back better than me.
But I'm even madder at his outfit.

She Got Her Own

Lovesit.

Jamie Foxx still thinks he's Ray Charles but that's o.k
I'm diggin the shit outta this remix.
Definitely better than the original.
But. . .is it just me or is Jamie Foxx outshining Ne-Yo with the vocals?

Either or. . .I'm loving it.
Looking for the free download as I type so I can put this joint on my iPod.
Gotta love technology.

Jill Marie Jones aka Toni Childs from "Girlfriends" always reppin' for the dark-skinned ladies.
I love her (no lesbo).

Eve looks tired as hell, but I'm ready for her to put out a new album.
I don't know what the hold-up is.

Estelle got her grill fixed. You Go Gurl!!

Who the hell decided to put Teyanna in the video???
SMDH

The boy 'Loso is looking kinda tasty these days.
I don't know what it is but he's looking like steak & rice in this video.
Dam Daddy.

"It's cool. I got it"

No One On The Corner Fucks Their Artists Like Puff

This kneegrow. . .

I an so sick of Diddy Puff, but I can't even hate on his remix.
Eventhough he claims "This is not a remix".

Whatever Diddy Puff.

Why does he spit such garbage, but it bangs??
I'm kinda diggin' his flow on this shit.

He jacked Lil Wayne whole steez but he made it his.

Diddy Puff. . .boy you something else.
Take a seat.

But why is this the only thing I remember from the whole video?

Dam. . . Niggaz wanna stick me for my paper.

Get That Dirt off Your Shoulders

Obama brushes the haters off.

What more can I say?

A Face For Radio

First & foremost, I'm gonna need Funk Flex to give that camera about 15ft.

Too close for comfort.

Funk Flex is highly upset about Raw Kell's BET interview.

I didn't watch it, I heard about it, but I didn't even bother.
That man had sex with a little girl, walked away a free man & that shit was wrong.
That's my opinion on the situation.
But, what can you do?

I still love his music though, but I can never support Raw Kells again.
I won't even allow myself to buy his album, but I will gladly bootleg it.

Flex is mad as hell, but that doesn't excuse his crack rock yellow teeth & the dryness around the corners of his mouth.
I'm sorry.

But WTF is Big Worm so mad about?
An attempt to gain some relevance?

O.K Luck

I love a good freestyle battle.

Apparently, Lady Luck is scheduled to battle Reece Steel sometime next week.

Reece Steel is the winner of Ms. Rap Supreme.
I haven't seen her since, but Reece goes hard.


This chick is talkin reckless.
Lady Luck you American Pie. . .stop feeling yourself.
You might get served hun.

I don't know what dude who said "Serve her like you served Remy." was talking about.

I saw her battle Remy & the girl Remy spanked her.

Sorry Luck, but it is what it is.
Remy did you dirty.
So, I suggest you stop sleepin' on Reece Steel, she might rock you out.
The BX goes hard baby girl.
You must not know.

Oh, and in case ya'll don't know about that Remy vs. Lady Luck battle. . .

Why you aint tell me you SHORT?

So last night I had a date.
-sigh-

When I met this dude a couple of weeks ago he was: lookin' riiiiight like steak & rice.
Pretty hazel eyes & light-skinned eventhough I prefer dark-skinned men, but this dude was just sexy.

Now, when we met he was wearing Timbs ( Timberland boots for the slow ones) & I was wearing flats. This bit of information will be relevant in a minute.

Patience grasshoppers, patience.

Anyways, we started talking & he gave me his number (I don't give out my number).

I called him a couple of days later.
We spoke & he seemed normal enough for me to go somewhere with him.
Everything was candy.

So he asked me if I wanted to go to a movie with him & I said yes.

This is where shit starts to get funny, & not funny "ha ha".
But funny like when something smells funny & you make that face. . .you know?
I had that face from the beginning of the night.

First he calls me and tells me he's downstairs. . .I come out of my building & he's in a cab.
-insert funny smell face-

I had assumed this dude had a car. . .I was wrong.

Not that there's anything wrong with not owning a car, I don't have a car but that's mostly because I have failed my driving test twice.

But back to the story. . .I get in the cab & his breathe has filled the back of that car with the smell of boiled eggs or some horrible shit like that.
-insert funny smell face-

I offered him some Orbit & he happily accepted.
I gave him two sticks hoping he would eat both of them.
But he put one in his pocket.

Which was a good idea because that horrid stench might wake back up.
Orbit is good but I think he needed to gargle for about 15mins with a bottle of Extra Stregth Listerine, brush his teeth, floss & scrape his tongue.

We get to the movie theatre & when I step out of the car & stand next to him I make an awful discovery. . .he's short.
-insert funny smell face-

I was in disbelief, but then I realized that he had been wearing Timbs when we ment & I had been wearing flats. Timbs have like a 4inch heel.
I had been hoodwinked.

I'm a pretty upfront person. . .I have to say what's on my mind or it's going to bug me forever.
So as we're walking towards the theatre I ask him how tall he is.

5'8
-insert funny smell face-

Let me just clarify that I'm 5'6 & I don't deal with men that are shorter than 6ft.
I'll let 5'10 slide, but 5'8????
Good Day Sir!

Try to get in the theatre & come to find out that they're closed & the last showing of "Righteous Kill" ( which I seriously need to see) had started like a half hour ago.
-sigh-

We end up going to a bar to have a couple of drinks.

This man takes his hat off & I cannot for the life of me locate a hairline.
I am in awe at the size of this man's head.
It's looks like a lumpy cantaloupe, but it also has slight dents.
And his hairline is completely missing, but he does have hair.
Not quite waves, but he's trying.
I can tell he sleeps with a wave cap on, but it's just not working out the way it should.
-insert attempting to hold in laughter face here-

I pray he puts his hat back on & he does.
I smile.

It gets better boys & girls.
He's a total alchi (alcoholic for the slow ones).
I was still on my 1st drink when he was ordering his 3rd.
-insert funny smell face-

This dude is in this bar acting a muthafukkin fool!!
I was so embarrassed I wanted to cry & cut him.

He's talkin extra loud, keeps asking the bartender if he can smoke a cigarette which is a no-no in N.Y bars & he knows this.
Looking at dudes trying his best to appear menacing, but no such luck.
Remember. . .he's 5'8.

I excuse myself to go to the bathroom and take a break to stand in the mirror and ask myself why the fukk I'm still here.

I get back & he has a brand new drink in front of him & an empty shot glass as well.
"Um. . .you sneaking shots when I get up?"

-insert funny smell face-

As I sit down he starts slurring about some dude following me into the bathroom & if I knew him & if I was trying to slide off with this dude behind his back.
-insert funny smell face here-

WTF?????
I don't even know what this man is talking about.

The restrooms in this bar are behind a single door, but when you go through those doors the mens room is on the right & the little girl's room is on the left.
So everyone has to go through the same door.

I told him to simmer down & swallow his 5th drink.
It's going to be okay

This is where the Napoleon Complex kicks in.
Dude tries to make a scene talkin about how I'm trying to disrespect him.
He's puffing his chest out & a vein on his forehead is fully exposed.
-insert "Fukk this shit, I'm out" face here-

I get up & walk out.

I don't need that shit & I don't play that shit.

I refuse to let a man embarass me in public or even in privacy.
Especially a man that's not even tall enough to be considered a threat.

I don't know what happened to him after I left & I really don't care.

Needless to say he's been texting & calling me non-stop.
No answer.

A-Ha!!! -points & laughs-

It doesn't get any better than this.

Diddy steppin on dog shit is something that should ALWAYS happen.
He's such an asshole.

Lovesit!

I can't help but wonder if the dog that left that trail of shit conveniently in Diddy's path belongs to Kim Porter.

Ya'll know Cassie gonna be scrubbing the shit off that sneaker with a toothbrush tonight.

Enjoy your weekend

McCain. . .siddown

I try to stay away form politics on this blog.
I'm not into it & in my honest opinion, it doesn't matter who we vote for.
The government chooses our presidents.

I don't like to get political because people get riled up like kneegrows playing Spades.

I don't need that shit, but when a video like this falls into my inbox I have to share it.

McCain you're contradicting yourself. . .please take a seat.

You have to remember that this man is damnear 80. . .72 to be exact.
Dude is losing it, that Alzheimer's is kicking in & this man might be our next president.

He's delirious!
The man doesn't remember what he says.

"I don't know where you got that quote from"
You said that!!!!

He's just as dumb as Bush but 10yrs older.

And even worse than that is the fact that if his old ass dies we're stuck with Sarah Palin.

The governor of Alaska. . .Alaska!
Yes, the same Sarah Palin with the pregnant 17yr-old daughter.
The one that hunts moose.
The one that attended 4 different Colleges & Universities before finally graduating with a Bachelor of Science degree in communications-journalism.

She might become the leader of this country.

For The Bey-Bey Obsessed

Apparently I don't post about Bey-Bey enough for the stans.

If ya'll really read my blog you all would know that this heffa maried the man of my dreams & I hate her.

But I digress. . .

Here's Bey-Bey filming the video for "Like a Boy" . . .no. . .wait. . .that was Ciara's song.

No silly, Bey-Bey's song is called "If I Was a Boy" . . .um. . .same shit.

So, Bey-Bey is swagga-jackin again I see.
-sigh-

Whatever happened to originality.

I can't wait to hear this shit, I'll probably love it & hate myself for loving it.

Should I follow this with a Rihanna post to get your undivided attention??

Nah

Make-overs!!!!!

Brittany got the boot last night.
Pretty girl, but that bitch is boring.

But it was Make-over day!!!!!

I was so excited, but nothing was that extreme. I was disappointed.



I was hoping that would give Clark a fade, but all they did was dye that bitch's hair black.
And now her hairline creeps me out & she looks like Richard Gere.

Why is this bitch still here???
I hate her!!!




Isis was having a hard time tryin to hide her tool, but still managed to look better than most of the real females in there.

Now, I see why he prefers to be a woman. . .I saw no bulge in those bikini bottoms.
Isis is NOT packin'.
I know she uses tape, but I saw nothing at all.

If my dick wasn't visible through a woman's bikini, I would prefer to have a va-jay-jay too.




What the fuck was Tyra thinking when she decided to change Sheena's hair color??

I hate it.

She totally ruined my favorite bitch & now I don't think she has a chance of winning.
Sheena was fine the way she was.
What Tyra should of done was giver her longer hair.

She's a mess now.

5, 6, 7, 8!!

WTF?
I actually thought this shit was official.
I seriously believed that he really knew the alphabet backwards.

You sneaky bastids!

I cannot trust anything I see ou YouTube these days.
I hate you all.

& I bet u muthafukkas have no comment.

Hate
You
All!

Nelly Goes In

Nelly tells Ice T to kindly shut the fuck up & sit the fuck down.
Tells him to stop hatin on Souljah Boy & sit his geezer ass down somewhere.

Yada, yada, yada. . .why is he wearing that wifebeater???
I don't need him clothed, he should remain shirtless at all times.

That body is ridiculous.

But seriously, Ice T needs to sit his hatin ass down.
Go whore out your plastic wife.
That bitch is so disgusting. Just lookin at her makes me feel like I might have caught a VD.

Why is this clown even commenting on the state of hip-hop?
Isn't he in a rock band??


& running around doing shit like this

Think I Got Some Gristle

I have no words. . .

Seriously, but I am using this post as an opportunity to let ya'll know that I'm tired of you kneegrows breezin' through here & shit & not leaving comments.

Hee hee heeing all up & down my blog & not even doing me the favor of commenting on my shit.

Enough is enough muthafukkas!!!

P.S. When (she?) choked. . .I died

Wanna Play?

So. . .I take my ass over to Dlisted today. Because I love Michael K. & he doesn't even know I exist.
Sometimes I cry.

Anyobsessed(hee hee), I come across this terrifying video of a gang of little Chuckies at a Jessica Simpson concert on Good Morning America.
Don't ask me what this bitch was singing or why she's still relevant.

There were little Chuckies everywhere!!!!!!
They had knives & they were dancing & I am still shaking.

I haven't been able to own a doll bigger than a Barbie since seeing that movie when I was about 6yrs-old.
I hate you Michael K, but I'd still hit it while this clip plays in the background.


Yes, 41 seconds is all I need.

Why you leave your ASS BEADS here??

This bitch Superhead is a cotdam mess.

Why did she have to put the image of Eddie Winslow putting beads up his ass in my head??
I don't need that!

Superhead (that will always be her name) has taken to the world wide web to expose Darius McCrary aka Eddie Winslow and his booty toys.
That kneegrow is nasty.

Men that play with their bootyholes are disgusting.

I have nothing but love for openly gay men (snap for the kids!), but there's nothing more disgusting than a dude that does extremely gay shit & insists he is not gay.

You own ass beads??
Nigga, you gay!

That shit is unacceptable, and she talking all this shit, but bitch you nasty too!!

I'm not even referring to all the nasty shit you did to get to where you are right now.
I will never forget your the fact that you're only famous for fukkin & sukkin rappers & ballers.

That man was your fiance.
You knew about his bootyhole games & you accepted it.

Shit, she was probably the one stuffing those beads in his ass & using them right after!!

Now she wanna front talking bout he's nasty, but he wasn't nasty when you was sharing his ass beads.

Bitch Siddown!

Remembering 9/11

Today is the anniversary of the "terrorist" attacks.

I'm a New Yorker & it honestly doesn't feel like it's been 7years since it happened.

It was a tragedy & I don't think any of us will ever forget.
I love my city & eventhough I didn't lose anyone that day it still hurts like I did.

I still remember being in school when everyone was called to the auditorium & when they told us what had happened everyone just stopped.
I didn't really understand how or why it could of happened.
But it hit me like a ton of bricks when I saw the chaos on TV.

Anyways, I hope that even if you're not a New Yorker you pay your respects to those that were lost that day here, at the Pentagon & all the victims that were on those planes.

Will you just STFU???

Nikeyshia (spell check me if that's wrong) got the boot on ANTM last night.

Tyra basically sent her ass packing because she doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.
Bitch always got something to say.
Sut ur fukkin mouth & siddown!

In other ANTM news.
My favorite contestand Sheena admitted to having fave titis.
-sigh-

I'm so disappointed, but aren't Asian women notoriously flat-chested?
And don't try to call me racist, It's true.

Her implants aren't even that big, she must of went from a -A to a B.

I still love that bitch tho & I still thinks she might win.

Chill out 'Ye

You'd think that a kneegrow that tries so hard to get attention would appreciate paparazzi taking his picture.

Dude was at the airport & attacked a photographer taking pictures of him.

Him & his bitch-boy/assistant smashed the photographer's cameras & thought they were just gonna walk away & get on thier flight like shit was sweet.

Well, The Boys snatched that ass up & arrested him.

TMZ has video of the incident -click here-

Update: Kanye posted bail & they let his ass out.

This bitch. . .

OMG Maneka is pregnant again.

This ugmugg bitch must have some powerful cooch.
This will be their second child & her fifth.

Yes, FIFTH! & this bitch is damnear 40 & she is simply not cute.

I just don't get it, I really don't.
All that shit about "it's what's on the inside that counts" just doesn't fly with me.

And that bitch looks evil as hell.
Didn't she make him fire his momma???

I don't like that bitch.

And in case u fools don't know what her old ass looks like in her drawls. . .


Exactly.

Interesting. . .

I don't really follow politics.
It's not my thing, but this whole Bristol Palin situation is becoming quite interesting.

As you all may already know, Bristol Palin is the 17-yr-old daughter of Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin

In the above video the young man claims to be Bristol Palin's unborn baby's father.
I can't say that I believe him or that I don't.
What I can say is that I cannot wait for this child to be born.

He claims that him & Bristol had a relationship when she already had a boyfriend, who her and her family are claiming is the child's father.
The two are supposed to be getting married.

I know a shotgun wedding when I see one.
It's obvious her parents are forcing the two to get married to avoid a scandal.
But if they dude in the video does turn out to be that father I can't wait to see how they will play this off.

This dude also has a song dedicated to Bristol Palin so I can't help but think that this is just some bullshit he made up to get some air play.

Please listen to the lyrics.

"I fukked your best friend in Utah to spite you"

Pure comedy.

Tnx for the e-mail Dana-Iasia

VMA bullshit

Me & Michael K in a few years - Dlisted

Leave Britney Alone!!! ( that will never get old) - Bossip

Forty-fourhead alert!!! - ConcreteLoop

Relax Jordin - FListed

Christina Aguilera, don't ask me why - Drunken Stepfather

More of fourty-fourhead for the stans - Necole Bitchie

Peep the Pee Wee Swag - BlogXilla

Keri Hilson. . .No! - C&D

VMAs in 2 minutes - Straight Outta NYC

Simply because I don't care enough to look for this shit on my own.

These were the lamest VMAs ever.
I lost interest as soon as I peeped Lil Wayne & T-Plain getting a little too close for comfort during their performance.

But this shit right here. . .



SMMFH so hard.

1. Not sexy.
2. This kneegrow has his lip pierced?
3. Are his dreads fake?
4. So fukkin not sexy!!!

It's MAD of ya!

How the hell they get all these bitches on-stage together without a fight?
Wigs should of been flyin'.

I see they got Miley Cyrus(why she sound like a billygoat?) between Bey-Bey & Rhi Rhi.

And why is this bitch is wearing that wig???
I wanted Etta James to come on stage & slap that shit off her head sooooo bad!

Mariah sounds horrible.

Keyshia Cole please stop trying to dance.

Mary can do no wrong, so ya'll don't even think about disrespecting the Queen.

Who's the bitch in the white jeans & the lop-sided mullet?
She tryna be different?
Solo-Angel called. . . .she said: "Bitch siddown! I does this!"

Why they aint let Ci-Ci sing??
Ya'll aint even right.

The song is called "Just Stand Up".

But I'm gonna need for Bey- Bey & that wig(the wig needs it's own seat), Miley Cyrus(I'm so sick of these Disney sluts), Fergie aka Fuggy Fug, the bitch with the side-mullet, CiCi(because she's not even doing anything) , & Ashanti(because I didn't even notice her til she opened her mouth) to all collectively Just Sit Down.

Fashion Rocks Pix

I refuse to post pix of Bey-Bey with that ridiculous Etta James wig on.
She's killing me running around wearing that shit.

Anyways. . .love the shoes, love the dress, love the hair.
She looks FAB, but I'm still not over this bitch marrying my man.




O.K Solo-Angel we get it.
You're different, you dance to the beat of your own bongo, you're not like your sister.

But I'm gonna need you to unwrap Mama Tina's good curtains from around your shoulders and put them back before she gets home.

You might end up back in the basement if you keep carrying on like that.

Shesus Khryst!!





Is that a jazzep-up piano??
No CiCi
No!!

I am not feeling this at all.
It accentuates the manliness of her shoulder.
And it looks a little too Tyra-esque.
You're not even smiling with your eyes CiCi!!!





Speaking of the top bitch on TV (yeah, Tyra's almost dethrowning Hoprah).
Love the look.
*shakes finger*

FIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEERCE!!!




SMMFH
I wish Lil Man Man would sit the fuck down somewhere.
Give T-Plain his top hat back immediately then go take a seat.

Who invited her?????




-sigh-
That dress looks like a gay club disco ball & those shoes. . .smh
Love the hair though.

I see Nelly wasn't present. . .trouble in paradise??
I hope so.

Nelly. . .call me boo!
;p




Ok Rhi-Rhi lookin gooood sweetheart(lol).

Got the forty-fourhead in full effect!
Glowing!

I really hope she ran a hot-comb through the back of her head this time.
That kitchen gets no attention.

I couldn't find a picture in that angle but the back of her head always looks like angry pubes.




But I'm gonna need for her to get her man.

That jacket is virgin tight. . .I can see his heart beating.

Chris Breezy. . .go take a seat right next to Lil Man Man.
Ya'll can discuss the difficulties of being a light-skinned brother.




O.K Keesh!
Get it guurrl!

But where the hell is Frankie?
Love that bitch!
There's probably a "man down situation Code 10" somewhere.

ANTM 11

WHAT THE PHOTOSHOP HELL??

First and foremost. . .what the fukk is going on with Tyra's face in this picture?
She looks like a fukkin ventriloquist dummy.

Anyways, ANTM11 premiered tonight.

I don't see anything special in any of these bitches except that one of them has a dick.

I'm sure Tyra is patting herself on the back for having a transexual or transgender or he/she on her show, but doesn't she know that she looks more like a tranny than the actual tranny?

I'm glad Sharaun was the first to go, that bitch is annoying, but I was kinda hoping they would get rid of Clark.
That bitch is a dam hater & she is NOT that cute. I'm gonna need for her ass to pull a chair out & siddown.

I'm a little disappointed with this group of girls. They look boring as hell.
I'm gonna need for these hoes to start fightin immediately.

Gawd I miss Camille. She was such a delightful bitch. I hated her & absolutely loved her at the same time.




Love, love, love Sheena! (no lesbo)
She's from Harlem and she has booty
Asians with booty are an endagered species.
I have a feeling she might win. Keep in mind that I have successfully picked 6 out of 10 top model winners.




O.K. . .um. . .this bitch is weird.





That's a serious jaw.
At first I thought this one was the tranny.
I mean cotdam!
She's manlier than the actual man.

We Have GOT To Do Better

SIT ON DOWN

Whenever I'm in the mood for pure Grade A Unadultered Fuckery I like to take a stroll to You Know You Dead Azz Wrong. They never cease to amaze me.

Thoughts that ran throught my head when I saw the above picture

1. Is that Trina in the back with the pink eyeshadow & the Sharpie eyebrows?
2. Homegirl on the right has a serious skin condition, she shouldn't be clubbin'.
3. Why they gotta do yellow like that? Straight grimey.
4. Shorty in the front with the purple contraption around her waist is killin you hoes ( straight killin' you hoes).
5. Is that chick on the left with the blue on wiping away tears after seeing these broads?
6. Leg-warmers? Really???

Sad situation, it really is.

And I'm gonna need for every last one of these hoes to return all their shoes to Rainbow's and 579.

Here's more fuckery for your entertainment.

What the shemale?????
That lady/boy got a little ass head.
What is it doin sittin there lookin like that???

Hey Boo!

IT'S THE ROC BITCH!


Look at my hubby.
He's so fukkin sexy
Ya'll mad, I can see it.

The new Rocawear campaign.
The Evolution.
I don't really wear Rocawear, but the new stuff is kinda cute
Ya'll can check it out here.

I see Joy Bryant is doing her best to remain relevant.
You go gurl!
I always liked her (no lesbo).
But she better keep her paws off my hubbs.
I don't play that.
Whatt happened to Ciara though?

All I Need is One Night

I SWURR!!

Trey Songz lookin tasty like always.
I was e-stalkin his Myspace page. . .again when I peeped this pic & ya'll know I jacked it.
Got that shit on my Sidekick by now.

I remember meetin his sexy ass in the club once.
I told him I was tryna take him home with me & he laughed.
I was dead serious.
By the end of the night I was so fukkin twisted.

I was like: "Trey Songz who?? Bitch! Take me home!!!"

I proceeded to lose my pocketbook & my camera in which I had pictures of him & pictures of me tryna get a feel of what he got in them jeans.

I must say your boy is packin. (hee hee)

Not a Good Look

A NOT SO VIVRANT THING

Q-Tip look rough as hell.
Cotdam!
Maybe it's the lack of facial hair

I understand he's damnear 40, but a grown ass man with no facial hair doesn't sit well with me.
He needs something.

My hubby Jay-z is the only man that can get away with not having any facial hair at his age.
That's right, you read that right.
He's fukkin perfect!!
Now fix ya face. = o

Q-Tip lookin rougher than a mutha.

I don't know where he was or what he was doing, but he ain't EVEN gotta look like that.