Is it just me or did Bobby V grow a couple of inches?
I like this song, but I would of preferred a full video for "Comfortable" instead.
With Babyface in the video of course.
That's my shit!
Mrs.Officer - Lil Wayne ft Bobby V
Happy Halloween Bitches!!
The lil man you're looking at is my nephew as The Joker of course.
He went to school in his costume...isn't he handsome?
Yes.
I just want to say that I don't want to see another human being or dog(yes...dogs too) dressed as The Joker.
Browsing the net for Halloween costumes I came across the cutest kids on WTFCostumes.com .
Look at the little Oompa-Loompa
Mario & Luigi
Too cute.
Turkey baby!!!!
I also saw the most disgusting, yet creative shit I have ever seen.
WTF????
Ninja Pad??
lmaoo
But, who still refers to their period as "Aunt Flow"??
I have no words.
White people are fawkin' insane.
Get The Fuck Up!
Why the fuck didn't he get his fat ass up out off that chair??
I know he heard that shit snap, crackle & pop, but he tried to act like he didn't hear it.
And why that chick kept talking like nothing happened??
No! Not Sheena!!
I was speechless.
How the hell is Tyra gonna give Sheena the boot & keep that boring bitch Elina??
I don't even want to watch this shit anymore.
& now for my Top 3
McKey is now my 2nd fav.
Those shoes look like torture.
I would kill myself in those heels.
Samantha is doing the damn thing & now that Sheena's gone I'm thinking she might win this.
It's either her or McKey.
I fawkin LOVE that jacket.
I'm not really feeling this whiny bitch, but I love this pic & those boots are 2-Die.
Where's Waldo?
All these years ya'll been looking for Waldo.
& where does he show up?
Al the World's Largest "Thriller" Dance-Off of course.
Suri Needs a Jacket
O.k. . .I live in New York City.
For the last week I have been seeing pictures of Suri Cruise & her weird ass parents all over the city.
This little girl is NEVER wearing a jacket, a coat or even a sweater.
For those of you who don't know. . .it is NOT hot in New York City right now.
It's fukkin October!
It's been about 50 - 70 degrees in the afternoon for the last few days.
This child should not be wearing summer dresses everyday while her mother is wearing a coat & holding a blanket.
It's just weird that everyone around her is wearing coats & jeans & all she has on a is a dress.
It just seems to me like her parents think she's a doll or something.
The whole thing just creeps me out & I had to get it off my chest.
She's a beautiful little girl & I think her mother and father are fukkin strange.
They parade her around trying to get attention.
It's disgusting.
CTFU!!
I swear some people have absolutely too much time on their hands.
Look at Sarah Palin gettin krump!!
I can't.
Friday The 13th pt.75
There's a new Friday The 13th movie coming out.
Yeah...that's what I said.
Why is Hollywood remanking every-fukkin-thing?
Are there no more original ideas??
I'm still going to make it my business to go see that shit.
Eventhough it looks like bullshit.
I LOVE scary movies.
But, I peeped Jason running at the end of the preview.
Um. . .Jason doesn't run, he doesn't even power walk.
That muthafukak strolls.
Lemme Get That???
Lookin good Rhi-Rhi!
This is Rhianna on the set of her new video.
I have no idea what video it is since I remember I asked to take a seat now that Bey-Bey is back.
But I hope it's "Lemme Get That"
I'm not sure, but Justin Timberlake was there & he's in the song.
Hopefully, I'm right.
This is my favorite song on the "Good Girl Gone Bad" ablum.
Sit The Fuck Down!!
How long has this song been out??
Like. . .what. . .2weeks?
This is one of the reasons why I wish Beyonce would sit the fawk down somewhere.
I absolutely love her music(stolen or not), but I'm sick of bitches & queens thinking they are her.
You are not Beyonce!!
The dude in the video above. . .aah man.
Is that the exact choreography os the video?
Seriously, is it?
WTF is he wearing & why did I spend most of the video watching his reflection in that mirror?
I can't so this.
I just can't.
This bitch. . .
How is it that the white boy in the 1st video can move better than her & his ribcage was fully exposed??
Oh shit Gurl!!
Yo video in black & white just like Beyonce!!
Get it gurl!!!
No!
Sit the fuck down!
& who put that closet there??
Or is that a pantry?
I quit this bitch!
Dam Olivia
So...I was over at DListed, because I'm in love with Michael K besides the fact that I don't know what he looks like & he wouldn't hit it. . .this I know.
Anyways, Olivia is HUGE!
OMG!!
I don't know if it's the dress, but she looks like she hasn't stopped eating since the Cosby days.
I'm concerned.
Are You Serious?
SMH.
How is a bucket of chicken, watermelon, kool-aid & ribs on a food stamp not racist??
Typical stereo-typical bullshit.
These crakkka clowns are ridiculous.
I guess the thought that he really might become president is more that they can handle as adults, so they have to resort to childish shit like making racist cartoons.
They don't know what to do with themselves.
But do they not realize that shit like that doesn't help their cause.
After seeing this, and all the other racist shit that I have seen I seriously fear that if Obama does become president, these crakkkas might try to take his life.
How do you think Joe Sixpack will feel about a "nigger" running the country?
Falling Star
OMG ya'll. . .I'm going to hell.
But I'm sure I will be seeing plenty of you heathens there.
Who the fawk told her fat ass to get up on that table??
That shit was creaking from the moment she climbed her wide ass up there, I thought it was gonna breakdown & just crumble under the weight.
I can't type anymore, the tears are blurring my vision.
How long did it take for her to get up?
Miri Ben-Ari - Stand With Me
I haven't seen this chick since Overnight Celebrity .
She is really a beast on the violin, makes me want to actually learn how to play that shit.
But not really.
Little Johnny vs Sarah Palin
So I get this e-mail today that I would like to share.
And it goes a little something like this. . .
Sarah Palin was seated next to little Johnny on an airplane trip back to Washington.
She turned to little Johnny and said “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that the flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly and said to The Palin, “What would you like to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said The Palin. “How About What Changes I Should Help Make to America”? and she smil
“OK,” little Johnny says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first…A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”
Palin, visibly surprised by little Johnny’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which little Johnny replies, “Do you really feel qualified to help change America when you don’t know SHIT ?”
Now Everybody Wanna Smack Young Berg
Ne-Yo said he would smack Young Berg not too long ago.
LOL
Ne-Yo ain't smackin' shit.
Young Berg has retaliated with the above video
Everytime he call that boy "Shaffer" I die.
I can't do this shit.
That pic of homie with the lip ring has haunted me from the first time I saw it a couple months ago, and seeing that shit again just refreshed the terror.
Is this really the face of a man that would smack somebody??
No sir. . .it is not
Ne-Yo know he just tryna jump on the "Smack Berg" bandwagon, not cool.
This post takes me back to one of my firsts posts.
Look at your boy
Single Ladies - Beyonce
I am loving this video, & I hate myself for loving it.
I wasn't really diggin' the song so much until I saw the video.
The shutdown begins. . .
I hope none of these other female singers have plans of dropping a video or single or album or anything right now.
It's a wrap, or should I say. . .a doobie (with pins).
Change Of Heart
"Sensitive thugs. . .ya all need hugs"
Why didn't any of you clowns tell me that The Game had been on Change of Heart??
I used to watch that show religiously & I can't for the life of me remember he was on it.
This is pure comedy.
Ya'll gotta watch both parts.
The chick had a change of heart on him.
How sad is that?
I am so tired of these rappers acting like they been thuggin their whole lives, killing, slinging drugs & gang-banging & all this other shit they DO NOT do.
All this thug-fakery is getting out of control.
Gangstas don't go on game shows & let a chick tell the whole world how much they cry & that they got a fawkin Candy Drawer in the crib.
What part of the game is THAT???
Sus-Pect
Dude is puttin it all out there.
I'm not saying I believe him, but that video of your boy Diddy Puff voguing did it for me.
I flatlined.
Duane Martin in that thong. . .noooo comment.
Dude from Fugly Ricky. . .I am not surprised.
Tim Hardaway got a fat ass
Cotdam!!
Bow Wow & Omarion. . .um. . .yeah, they fukkin.
LMAO
I do believe that there's a lot of sus-pect shit going on in Hollyweird.
mmhmm. . .
If I Were a Boy
No need to thank me.
I have no further comment.
But I just wanna pull out a nice comfy chair for Rihanna.
"Take a seat hun."
It's Britney Bitch!!!
Yes!
She's fawkin back.
In case ya'll don't know by now, I stans for Britney.
Don't be mad.
She's killin' you hoes in this video.
Sick!
Could this really be her actual comeback?
When is her album coming out?
I cannot wait!
"Lollipop!"
"Must mistake me, you're the sucker"
Love it bitches, Love it!!
I'll Take That Smirnoff Ice Boo
This fool.
Can somebody tell me who this kneegrow is??
He is killin' me
I laughed my ass off at this clown.
I can't even front, he got a point.
Bitches always thirsty, never wanna eat a dude's house because they don't want a dude to see them bustin' some shit down.
That Smirnoff Ice is looking real good right now, might go out & cop me a six pack.
P.S. Stop taking your kid to a dude's crib!
If you can't get a babysitter then you need to stay yo stankin' ass home.
Man Purse = Oxy Moron
This dude JapCity <~link to his Myspace page~ is looking kinda tasty. . .hmmm.
I don't usually dig the light-skinned thing, but I likes(hee hee).
With that said, I'm feeling the message in this video.
That fad has to die.
I never understood how it was okay for a straight man to carry a purse, wear skinny jeans & tight ass t-shitrs.
The whole look. . .it's feminine.
I don't care if you're carrying "bricks" and millions in that shit.
Fact of the matter is, you're a grown ass man with a purse. . .kill yourself please.
Only women & gay men carry bags.
I don't care if it's a thousand dollar bag.
That is a purse, you are a man.
It simply doesn't add up.
I would kill for that purple Hermés bag in his hand, but he shouldn't own it.
What do ya'll think Kanye has in there?
I bet ya'll never seen my husband Mr.S.Carter carrying no muthafukkin purse.
Because he is a real man.
Kanye, Pharrell, Weezy. . .smh
P.S. Dude wearing the "No Bitchassness" shirt should be aware that Diddy Puff is kinda suspect.
That's the last shirt a dude should be wearing while attempting to accuse someone else of being "homo".
Ya'll aint read Superhead's first book???
I'm just sayin. . .
Go Girl - Ciara ft. T-Plain
Sit back, relax, enjoy the show.
Ci-Ci doing her thing & Janet's thing.(lol)
That part on the motorcycle fukk'd my head up. (2:36)
Looked like she farted sparks, not sexy.
A cool video nonetheless, even with T-Plain's Predator lookin ass up in there.
Bust Your Windows - Jazmine Sullivan
Yes, this is my anthem!
I love this girl's voice, for some reason.
I can't pin-point what it is, but I love her voice.
I am so over her first single, if I hear that shit one more time:
I will bust your muthafukkin windows muthafukka!!!!
Enjoy!
P.S. Does she say: "Now watch me Yule?"
Dam that kneegrow Souljah Boy!!!!!
Modelville
Um. . .where the fawk is Camille???
That's all I wanna know.
This shit looks corny as hell, I can't stand watching a bunch of heffas crying.
Bianca thinks she's tough now because she had a fight with that fat chick from Hairspray??
I know I'm still going to waste my time watching this mess.
-sigh-
But I'm mad as hell Camille isn't on it.
Ms.Halle
Halle Berry aka "The Sexiest Woman Alive" is killing you hoes.
Mind you, this woman is in her 40s & JUST had a baby.
How you like them apples??
Don't be mad at Ms. Berry though, ladies.
Get your shit together.
Instead of sitting here reading this bullshit, you should be working on your fitness.
Don't get sloppy because summer's over.
Bye Brie!
I actually liked this chick a little bit, but this pic looks like the fakest fall ever.
Who falls like that??
I thought Tyra was gonna send my girl Sheena packing for a second.
I was ready to spazz.
But my main bitch is still there, eventhough I hated her pic.
And now for my top 3.
This crazy French bitch is starting to grow on me.
I absolutely love this picture.
Gorgeous.
I honestly think Mckey is a natural & might win this
but I'm still sticking with my girl Sheena.
Eventhough this bitch whines & complains every week she still takes good pictures.
But she's on her way out.
Ellen Exclusive(lmao)
But why on Ellen though?
LOL
Don't get me wrong, I got love for Ellen (no lesbo), but I was expecting for this video to premiere on 106 & Crap.
I love this song, shit goes hard!
The video is tough too, I can dig it.
Kanye rarely disappoints me. . .& I'm referring his music & videos, not the way he acts when he's out & about or at award shows.
Anyways, enjoy.
Arab Money?
Spliff Star is the most dedicated hype man in the muthafukkin business.
Somebody give that kneegrow an award!!!
Yes, Arab Money. . .I know.
But why is Busta looking about 6months prego?
I refuse to participate in any more dances that accompany songs.
I blame Souljah Boy.
T-Plain is funny. . .hee hee
He really does owe his entire career to a fawkin vocoder.
I hate myself for loving every single one of his songs.
Even sadder is the fact that I have found myself singing
"Thank you vocoder/you are wonderful/you have helped me out tremendouslyyyyy"
I wish I had a vocoder for my everyday life.
-sigh-
Trading Places
This song is cool, but it's a little weird to me.
I know what he's trying to say, but it just sounds to me like he wants to be the female for a night & then that gets me to thinking about Maneka manhandling him & things of that nature.
I don't like that.
I knowManeka is aggressive, I can tell by her jawline.
She probably be throwing that boy around.
I can only imagine the horrible things she does to him.
Po' thang.
At the end of the song does he say: "Stay tuned for part two. You bend me & I bend you"??
That's not cool.
A woman should not be bending a man over.
Maneka stop it!!!
It ain't right!!
Dam Cliff
Clifford Harris aka T.I.P is looking kinda tasty on the cover of GIANT magazine.
I don't know what it is.
I don't usually go for light-skinned men but in this picture T.I can most definitely get it.
But I know it's just an illusion.
I can't forget the fact that he's like 5'8 and that's just not acceptable.
His nostrils are also permanently flared.
Anyways, this is definitely a good look & will be filed under Dam Daddy.
Beat it Bitch
I just love how right before eliminations this cocky bitch Clark literally said:
"I know I'm not going home."
-evil laugh-
That bitch was feeling herself wat too much, she HAD to go.
Good fukkin riddance.
Now go find a ledge & jum off.
I kid. I kid.
Anyways, My two favorite bitches are absolutely demolishing the competition.
I am loving them.
Good fukkin riddance.
Now go find a ledge & jum off.
I kid. I kid.
Anyways, My two favorite bitches are absolutely demolishing the competition.
I am loving them.
Sheena looks F.A.B.
Lovesit
Get it gurl!
Samantha is NOt playing!
She is focused!
I'm not even going to discuss that weird French mess.
She needs to go home next week.
I'm sick of her crying & complaining.
Somebody needs to deport that ass.
Fawk the French!!!
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