Happy Turkey Day!!!
A little entertainment while you try to swallow that dry ass turkey.
Some "buff midget" action for your holiday enjoyment.
Gobble Gobble Bitches!!!
Get 'Em Gurl
I simply refuse to waste my time blogging about the Dusty Awards & all the Nigga Moments that transpired at that mess.
I am not only referring to the Shawty Lo (or whoever the fukk it was) fight.
I am also talking about all the lacefronted heffas in attendance (Trina. . .I'm talkin' 'bout you).
I refuse to participate.
I just need ya'll to know that Monica is killing these hoes, straight killing you hoes.
Get like her.
Ego - Beyonce
I cannot for the life of me stop listening to this song.
Here are the lyrics:
Hey baby how you doing?
You know I'm gonna cut right to the chase
Some women were made
But me, myself
I like to think that I was created
For a special purpose
You know, whats more special than you?
You feel me?
Its on, baby lets get lost
You don't need to call into work, cuz you're the boss
For real want you to show me how you feel
I consider myself lucky that's a big deal
Why, well, you got the key to my heart
But you ain't gonna need it
I'd rather you open up my body
And show me secrets
You didn't know was inside,
No need for me to lie
It's too big
It's too wide
It's too strong
It won't fit
It's too much
It's too tough
He talks like this
Cuz he can back it up
He got a big ego
Such a huge ego
I love his big ego
It's too much
He walks like this
Cuz he can back it up
Usually I'm humble
Right now I don't choose
You can leave with me
Or you could have the blues
Some call it arrogant
I call it confident
You decide when you find
On what I'm working with
Damn I know, I'm killing you with them legs
Better yet them thighs
Matter a fact its my smile
Or maybe my eyes
Boy you a sight to see
Kinda something like me
It's too big
It's too wide
It's too strong
It won't fit
It's too much
It's too tough
I talk like this
Cuz I can back it up
I got a big ego
Such a huge ego
But he love my big ego
It's too much
I walk like this
Cuz I can back it up
I, I walk like this
Cuz I can back it up
I, I talk like this
Cuz I can back it up
I, I can back it up
I can back it up
I walk like this
Cuz I can back it up
It's too big
It's too wide
It's too strong
It won't fit
It's too much
It's too tough
He talks like this
Cuz he can back it up
He got a big ego
Such a huge ego
I love his big ego
It's too much
He walks like this
Cuz he can back it up
Ego so big
You must admit
I got every reason to feel like I'm that bitch
Ego so strong, if you ain't know
I don't need no beat, I can sing it with piano
Cam. . .WTF??
What in the knobby knees & suspect pose hell is really good with Cam??
This kneegrow has been M.I.A for the last 3years.
This has got to be the most random of all the random pictures I've seen of him lately.
I'm not understanding what's going on with him.
Where the frukk is he??. . .better yet, where are his pants & his socks??
I don't need this shit.
I'm going back to bed.
& Another One
Why??
Because I can.
It's My blog & I'll post 100 pictures of my Crack-star if I want to!
Beauty is Her Name
It's 11:00am on Saturday and I am having The. Worst. Day. Ever.
I don't even want to elaborate on what has made my day so shitty so early when I just woke up at about 9:30am.
I'm pissed at the fact that I'm so mad so early in the day on a fukkin weekend.
I wanna fight.
So I take an e-stroll over to DListed & I see the picture above of Wino showing a little leg & getting her sexy on.
Put a smile on my face instantly.
I still wanna choke a bitch & spit down her throat at the same time.
I still wish certain people would just hurry up & die already.
But I still want to thank my favorite crack-star.
Thanx Wino!
Marjorie. . .so sad
Due to Obama-mania I completely missed last week's ANTM.
So, Imagine the Joker-like smile that spread across my face when I noticed that Elina was gone.
I was so mad at myself for missing that entire episode & watching that bitch get dismissed.
Oh well, better late than never
Elina. . .BYE BITCH!
Moving on, Tyra finally eliminated that weird Frence mess, Marjorie.
That girl is just too fucking weird.
I just wanted to reach into the screen & shake her.
"Bitch! Relax!!"
My fav pic was definitely McKey's
Next week's episode it going to be the finale.
I can't wait to see McKey win, it's so obvious that she's going to win.
Almost all her pictures have been perfect since they cut her hair & she actually dresses like a model.
And since my fav bitch Sheena was robbed (sheds a tear) McKey is definitely the winner.
Guess who's Bizzak!
I was starting to miss my favorite little crack-star.
Apparently, her hubby got outta lockdown today. . .or was it yesterday?
-shrugs-
But doesn't my little Wino look happy?
Just skipping along, going to go see her boo, daddy behind her carrying her purse.
The butter-bright smile.
Is that a Member's Only jacket?
But all that changed when the paps started playing her too close.
Ya'll know she don't play that.
Do Not Want
I'm gonna need for Ursha to put his shirt back on.
His body is not as tight as it used to be, like he the one poppin out the babies.
I see a slight muffin top & his nipples are scaring me.
Who the hell is going to go see this Ladies Only mess?
Oh. . .I forget you muthafukkas breeze through here, get your giggles & don't comment.
Video Phone + Ave Maria
Beyonce Album 2008 Video Phone + Ave Maria
Uploaded by normadanajean
"Video Phone" is officially the shit.
I decided.
I'm not really sure about "Ave Maria" though.
I have a feeling that the Sasha Fierce part of the album is going to be better than The Beyonce part.
President Obama
Rosa Parks sat so Martin Luther King could walk. . .Martin walked so Obama could run. . .Obama is running so our children CAN FLY! - Jay Z
I am slightly emotional right now.
Bush. . .pack your shit.
McCain & Palin. . .take a seat, cry me a river, build a bridge & get over it.
Black people. . . let's not start acting a fool now.
It's no longer: "Yes we can"
It's officially: "Yes! We did!!!!"
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