Just My Thoughts

Diva & Halo

2008-12-23T13:44:00.000-08:00

Not bad Bey. . .

Wigga Please!!!

2008-12-09T23:28:00.000-08:00

Is this clown ass bitch for real???

Grape Soda up in the White House???

Can somebody please tap this bitch on the shoulder, tell him he's white & pull out a chair for him.

I'm mad at myself for even entertaining this shit.

"Drinking 40's, smoking weed & eating collard greens"

Is he fukking serious?

K-Fed. . .stick to Popozao

Walk With Me

2008-12-09T23:06:00.000-08:00

I need for ya'll to take a walk with me.
Real text. . .
Let's go

Man. . .I was diggin this dude when he came out.
Then he gouged his fukkin eye out.

WTF???

But wait. . .in the video below, dude talkin about some gang-related shit.
Keeps calling it an "eye injury"

Why you lyin?

You know u did that shit to yourself.

Sodomy in jail?
Is that what you're dedicating your time to trying to prevent?
Is someone speaking from experience?

Dam homie
In 2004 you was the man homie
Da fukk happened to you?

Who Dressed her??

2008-12-07T09:45:00.000-08:00

So, my friends and I watching the fight.
National Anthems are being sang from everywhere.

The American National Anthem is next. . .enter Keyshia Cole. . .

WTF?????

Why was this bitch dressed like a mix of Chiquita Banana & Madonna in the 80's with one of Tina Turner's wigs on her head looking wind-blown?

Nevermind that she sounded like her usual bag of horny cats. . .that bitch looked a mess.

I don't even want to comment on how badly De La Hoya got his ass beat by that lil dude.
Dude was just too fast for him.

A lot of people are saying that De La Hoya should retire after this fight.

I pray he doesn't go out like no punk.
WE already saw this man in fishnets & lingerie.

If he wants to retire, he needs to redeem himself first.

McDick's

2008-12-06T10:54:00.000-08:00

"Girl you got a 10piece! Please don't be stingaaaay"

I am so sick & tired of being sick & tired of McDonald's & their racist shit.

Why is it that every McDonald's with black people in it gotta include said black person singing or shuckin' & jivin' for some chicken??

This is why I don't even fuck with McDick's anymore.
Burger King is better anyways.

They might as well have a black faced muthafukka tap dancing with some shackles on, tryna escape his "Massah" just to get a fukkin McChicken.

It's disgusting & I'm so over McDick's & their "what part of the chicken is that?" Nuggets.

Happy Turkey Day!!!

2008-11-27T00:33:00.000-08:00

A little entertainment while you try to swallow that dry ass turkey.

Some "buff midget" action for your holiday enjoyment.

Gobble Gobble Bitches!!!

Get 'Em Gurl

2008-11-25T21:15:00.000-08:00

I simply refuse to waste my time blogging about the Dusty Awards & all the Nigga Moments that transpired at that mess.

I am not only referring to the Shawty Lo (or whoever the fukk it was) fight.

I am also talking about all the lacefronted heffas in attendance (Trina. . .I'm talkin' 'bout you).

I refuse to participate.

I just need ya'll to know that Monica is killing these hoes, straight killing you hoes.

Get like her.

Heartless - Kanye West

2008-11-23T23:59:00.000-08:00

How late am I with this video?

I miss The Jetsons

Ego - Beyonce

2008-11-21T22:18:00.000-08:00

I cannot for the life of me stop listening to this song.

Here are the lyrics:

Hey baby how you doing?
You know I'm gonna cut right to the chase
Some women were made
But me, myself
I like to think that I was created
For a special purpose
You know, whats more special than you?
You feel me?

Its on, baby lets get lost
You don't need to call into work, cuz you're the boss
For real want you to show me how you feel
I consider myself lucky that's a big deal

Why, well, you got the key to my heart
But you ain't gonna need it
I'd rather you open up my body
And show me secrets
You didn't know was inside,
No need for me to lie

It's too big
It's too wide
It's too strong
It won't fit
It's too much
It's too tough
He talks like this
Cuz he can back it up
He got a big ego
Such a huge ego
I love his big ego
It's too much
He walks like this
Cuz he can back it up

Usually I'm humble
Right now I don't choose
You can leave with me
Or you could have the blues
Some call it arrogant
I call it confident
You decide when you find
On what I'm working with
Damn I know, I'm killing you with them legs
Better yet them thighs
Matter a fact its my smile
Or maybe my eyes
Boy you a sight to see
Kinda something like me

It's too big
It's too wide
It's too strong
It won't fit
It's too much
It's too tough
I talk like this
Cuz I can back it up
I got a big ego
Such a huge ego
But he love my big ego
It's too much
I walk like this
Cuz I can back it up
I, I walk like this
Cuz I can back it up
I, I talk like this
Cuz I can back it up
I, I can back it up
I can back it up
I walk like this
Cuz I can back it up

It's too big
It's too wide
It's too strong
It won't fit
It's too much
It's too tough
He talks like this
Cuz he can back it up
He got a big ego
Such a huge ego
I love his big ego
It's too much
He walks like this
Cuz he can back it up

Ego so big
You must admit
I got every reason to feel like I'm that bitch
Ego so strong, if you ain't know
I don't need no beat, I can sing it with piano

Cam. . .WTF??

2008-11-19T11:46:00.000-08:00

What in the knobby knees & suspect pose hell is really good with Cam??

This kneegrow has been M.I.A for the last 3years.
This has got to be the most random of all the random pictures I've seen of him lately.

I'm not understanding what's going on with him.
Where the frukk is he??. . .better yet, where are his pants & his socks??

I don't need this shit.
I'm going back to bed.

B on SNL

2008-11-16T22:08:00.000-08:00

Uploaded by thebeyoncenetwork

Dead@Justin Timberlake.
LMMFAO@Andy Samberg getting krump.

Hilarious.

& Another One

2008-11-15T08:47:00.001-08:00

Why??
Because I can.

It's My blog & I'll post 100 pictures of my Crack-star if I want to!

Beauty is Her Name

2008-11-15T08:05:00.001-08:00

It's 11:00am on Saturday and I am having The. Worst. Day. Ever.

I don't even want to elaborate on what has made my day so shitty so early when I just woke up at about 9:30am.

I'm pissed at the fact that I'm so mad so early in the day on a fukkin weekend.
I wanna fight.

So I take an e-stroll over to DListed & I see the picture above of Wino showing a little leg & getting her sexy on.

Put a smile on my face instantly.

I still wanna choke a bitch & spit down her throat at the same time.
I still wish certain people would just hurry up & die already.

But I still want to thank my favorite crack-star.

Thanx Wino!

She ATE it

2008-11-13T18:47:00.000-08:00

-speechless-

Marjorie. . .so sad

2008-11-13T14:10:00.000-08:00

Due to Obama-mania I completely missed last week's ANTM.
So, Imagine the Joker-like smile that spread across my face when I noticed that Elina was gone.

I was so mad at myself for missing that entire episode & watching that bitch get dismissed.

Oh well, better late than never

Elina. . .BYE BITCH!

Moving on, Tyra finally eliminated that weird Frence mess, Marjorie.

That girl is just too fucking weird.
I just wanted to reach into the screen & shake her.
"Bitch! Relax!!"

My fav pic was definitely McKey's

Next week's episode it going to be the finale.
I can't wait to see McKey win, it's so obvious that she's going to win.

Almost all her pictures have been perfect since they cut her hair & she actually dresses like a model.

And since my fav bitch Sheena was robbed (sheds a tear) McKey is definitely the winner.

Single Ni**as

2008-11-10T21:38:00.000-08:00

If you like it then you shoulda put your lips on it?

Kneegrow Plz!!

Guess who's Bizzak!

2008-11-06T00:28:00.000-08:00

I was starting to miss my favorite little crack-star.

Apparently, her hubby got outta lockdown today. . .or was it yesterday?

-shrugs-

But doesn't my little Wino look happy?

Just skipping along, going to go see her boo, daddy behind her carrying her purse.
The butter-bright smile.

Is that a Member's Only jacket?

But all that changed when the paps started playing her too close.

Ya'll know she don't play that.

Do Not Want

2008-11-06T00:24:00.000-08:00

I'm gonna need for Ursha to put his shirt back on.
His body is not as tight as it used to be, like he the one poppin out the babies.

I see a slight muffin top & his nipples are scaring me.

Who the hell is going to go see this Ladies Only mess?

Oh. . .I forget you muthafukkas breeze through here, get your giggles & don't comment.

President Obama's Speech

2008-11-05T14:25:00.000-08:00

Video Phone + Ave Maria

2008-11-05T11:48:00.000-08:00

Beyonce Album 2008 Video Phone + Ave Maria
Uploaded by normadanajean

"Video Phone" is officially the shit.
I decided.

I'm not really sure about "Ave Maria" though.

I have a feeling that the Sasha Fierce part of the album is going to be better than The Beyonce part.

President Obama

2008-11-04T20:23:00.000-08:00

Rosa Parks sat so Martin Luther King could walk. . .Martin walked so Obama could run. . .Obama is running so our children CAN FLY! - Jay Z

I am slightly emotional right now.

Bush. . .pack your shit.

McCain & Palin. . .take a seat, cry me a river, build a bridge & get over it.

Black people. . . let's not start acting a fool now.

It's no longer: "Yes we can"

It's officially: "Yes! We did!!!!"

Let's Get it!

2008-11-04T13:44:00.001-08:00

We Finna Get Low!

2008-11-03T22:39:00.001-08:00

Isn't she magical?

Mrs.Officer - Lil Wayne ft Bobby V

2008-10-31T17:56:00.000-07:00

Is it just me or did Bobby V grow a couple of inches?

I like this song, but I would of preferred a full video for "Comfortable" instead.
With Babyface in the video of course.
That's my shit!

Happy Halloween Bitches!!

2008-10-31T17:13:00.000-07:00

The lil man you're looking at is my nephew as The Joker of course.
He went to school in his costume...isn't he handsome?
Yes.

I just want to say that I don't want to see another human being or dog(yes...dogs too) dressed as The Joker.

Browsing the net for Halloween costumes I came across the cutest kids on WTFCostumes.com .

Look at the little Oompa-Loompa

Mario & Luigi
Too cute.

Turkey baby!!!!

I also saw the most disgusting, yet creative shit I have ever seen.

WTF????
Ninja Pad??

lmaoo
But, who still refers to their period as "Aunt Flow"??

I have no words.
White people are fawkin' insane.

Get The Fuck Up!

2008-10-30T20:34:00.000-07:00

Why the fuck didn't he get his fat ass up out off that chair??

I know he heard that shit snap, crackle & pop, but he tried to act like he didn't hear it.

And why that chick kept talking like nothing happened??

Usher - Hush

2008-10-30T20:32:00.000-07:00

Listen to the lyrics.

Real talk.

Go 'head Ursha

No! Not Sheena!!

2008-10-30T20:13:00.001-07:00

I was speechless.
How the hell is Tyra gonna give Sheena the boot & keep that boring bitch Elina??

I don't even want to watch this shit anymore.

& now for my Top 3

McKey is now my 2nd fav.
Those shoes look like torture.
I would kill myself in those heels.

Samantha is doing the damn thing & now that Sheena's gone I'm thinking she might win this.
It's either her or McKey.

I fawkin LOVE that jacket.

I'm not really feeling this whiny bitch, but I love this pic & those boots are 2-Die.

Where's Waldo?

2008-10-28T21:16:00.000-07:00

All these years ya'll been looking for Waldo.

& where does he show up?

Al the World's Largest "Thriller" Dance-Off of course.

Suri Needs a Jacket

2008-10-24T15:44:00.000-07:00

O.k. . .I live in New York City.
For the last week I have been seeing pictures of Suri Cruise & her weird ass parents all over the city.

This little girl is NEVER wearing a jacket, a coat or even a sweater.

For those of you who don't know. . .it is NOT hot in New York City right now.
It's fukkin October!

It's been about 50 - 70 degrees in the afternoon for the last few days.

This child should not be wearing summer dresses everyday while her mother is wearing a coat & holding a blanket.

It's just weird that everyone around her is wearing coats & jeans & all she has on a is a dress.
It just seems to me like her parents think she's a doll or something.

The whole thing just creeps me out & I had to get it off my chest.

She's a beautiful little girl & I think her mother and father are fukkin strange.
They parade her around trying to get attention.
It's disgusting.

CTFU!!

2008-10-23T22:02:00.000-07:00

I swear some people have absolutely too much time on their hands.

Look at Sarah Palin gettin krump!!

I can't.

Friday The 13th pt.75

2008-10-22T20:14:00.000-07:00

There's a new Friday The 13th movie coming out.

Yeah...that's what I said.

Why is Hollywood remanking every-fukkin-thing?
Are there no more original ideas??

I'm still going to make it my business to go see that shit.
Eventhough it looks like bullshit.

I LOVE scary movies.

But, I peeped Jason running at the end of the preview.

Um. . .Jason doesn't run, he doesn't even power walk.
That muthafukak strolls.

Lemme Get That???

2008-10-22T19:47:00.001-07:00

Lookin good Rhi-Rhi!

This is Rhianna on the set of her new video.

I have no idea what video it is since I remember I asked to take a seat now that Bey-Bey is back.
But I hope it's "Lemme Get That"

I'm not sure, but Justin Timberlake was there & he's in the song.

Hopefully, I'm right.

This is my favorite song on the "Good Girl Gone Bad" ablum.

Sit The Fuck Down!!

2008-10-20T23:29:00.000-07:00

How long has this song been out??
Like. . .what. . .2weeks?

This is one of the reasons why I wish Beyonce would sit the fawk down somewhere.
I absolutely love her music(stolen or not), but I'm sick of bitches & queens thinking they are her.

You are not Beyonce!!

The dude in the video above. . .aah man.

Is that the exact choreography os the video?
Seriously, is it?

WTF is he wearing & why did I spend most of the video watching his reflection in that mirror?

I can't so this.
I just can't.

This bitch. . .
How is it that the white boy in the 1st video can move better than her & his ribcage was fully exposed??

Oh shit Gurl!!

Yo video in black & white just like Beyonce!!

Get it gurl!!!

No!
Sit the fuck down!

& who put that closet there??
Or is that a pantry?

I quit this bitch!

Dam Olivia

2008-10-20T22:07:00.000-07:00

So...I was over at DListed, because I'm in love with Michael K besides the fact that I don't know what he looks like & he wouldn't hit it. . .this I know.

Anyways, Olivia is HUGE!

OMG!!

I don't know if it's the dress, but she looks like she hasn't stopped eating since the Cosby days.

I'm concerned.

Are You Serious?

2008-10-17T13:39:00.000-07:00

SMH.

How is a bucket of chicken, watermelon, kool-aid & ribs on a food stamp not racist??

Typical stereo-typical bullshit.

These crakkka clowns are ridiculous.

I guess the thought that he really might become president is more that they can handle as adults, so they have to resort to childish shit like making racist cartoons.

They don't know what to do with themselves.

But do they not realize that shit like that doesn't help their cause.

After seeing this, and all the other racist shit that I have seen I seriously fear that if Obama does become president, these crakkkas might try to take his life.

How do you think Joe Sixpack will feel about a "nigger" running the country?

Falling Star

2008-10-16T01:06:00.000-07:00

OMG ya'll. . .I'm going to hell.

But I'm sure I will be seeing plenty of you heathens there.

Who the fawk told her fat ass to get up on that table??

That shit was creaking from the moment she climbed her wide ass up there, I thought it was gonna breakdown & just crumble under the weight.

I can't type anymore, the tears are blurring my vision.

How long did it take for her to get up?

Miri Ben-Ari - Stand With Me

2008-10-15T19:04:00.000-07:00

I haven't seen this chick since Overnight Celebrity .

She is really a beast on the violin, makes me want to actually learn how to play that shit.

But not really.

Little Johnny vs Sarah Palin

2008-10-15T18:29:00.000-07:00

So I get this e-mail today that I would like to share.

And it goes a little something like this. . .

Sarah Palin was seated next to little Johnny on an airplane trip back to Washington.

She turned to little Johnny and said “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that the flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly and said to The Palin, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said The Palin. “How About What Changes I Should Help Make to America”? and she smil

“OK,” little Johnny says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first…A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

Palin, visibly surprised by little Johnny’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which little Johnny replies, “Do you really feel qualified to help change America when you don’t know SHIT ?”

Now Everybody Wanna Smack Young Berg

2008-10-14T22:48:00.000-07:00

Ne-Yo said he would smack Young Berg not too long ago.

LOL

Ne-Yo ain't smackin' shit.

Young Berg has retaliated with the above video

Everytime he call that boy "Shaffer" I die.

I can't do this shit.

That pic of homie with the lip ring has haunted me from the first time I saw it a couple months ago, and seeing that shit again just refreshed the terror.

Is this really the face of a man that would smack somebody??
No sir. . .it is not

Ne-Yo know he just tryna jump on the "Smack Berg" bandwagon, not cool.

This post takes me back to one of my firsts posts.

Look at your boy

Single Ladies - Beyonce

2008-10-13T18:50:00.000-07:00

I am loving this video, & I hate myself for loving it.

I wasn't really diggin' the song so much until I saw the video.

The shutdown begins. . .

I hope none of these other female singers have plans of dropping a video or single or album or anything right now.

It's a wrap, or should I say. . .a doobie (with pins).

Change Of Heart

2008-10-13T10:48:00.000-07:00

"Sensitive thugs. . .ya all need hugs"

Why didn't any of you clowns tell me that The Game had been on Change of Heart??

I used to watch that show religiously & I can't for the life of me remember he was on it.

This is pure comedy.

Ya'll gotta watch both parts.

The chick had a change of heart on him.
How sad is that?

I am so tired of these rappers acting like they been thuggin their whole lives, killing, slinging drugs & gang-banging & all this other shit they DO NOT do.

All this thug-fakery is getting out of control.

Gangstas don't go on game shows & let a chick tell the whole world how much they cry & that they got a fawkin Candy Drawer in the crib.

What part of the game is THAT???

Sus-Pect

2008-10-11T22:08:00.000-07:00

Dude is puttin it all out there.

I'm not saying I believe him, but that video of your boy Diddy Puff voguing did it for me.

I flatlined.

Duane Martin in that thong. . .noooo comment.

Dude from Fugly Ricky. . .I am not surprised.

Tim Hardaway got a fat ass
Cotdam!!

Bow Wow & Omarion. . .um. . .yeah, they fukkin.
LMAO

I do believe that there's a lot of sus-pect shit going on in Hollyweird.
mmhmm. . .

If I Were a Boy

2008-10-11T09:02:00.000-07:00

No need to thank me.

I have no further comment.

But I just wanna pull out a nice comfy chair for Rihanna.
"Take a seat hun."

It's Britney Bitch!!!

2008-10-11T07:58:00.000-07:00

Yes!
She's fawkin back.

In case ya'll don't know by now, I stans for Britney.

Don't be mad.
She's killin' you hoes in this video.

Sick!

Could this really be her actual comeback?

When is her album coming out?

I cannot wait!

"Lollipop!"
"Must mistake me, you're the sucker"

Love it bitches, Love it!!

I'll Take That Smirnoff Ice Boo

2008-10-10T13:28:00.000-07:00

This fool.
Can somebody tell me who this kneegrow is??
He is killin' me

I laughed my ass off at this clown.
I can't even front, he got a point.

Bitches always thirsty, never wanna eat a dude's house because they don't want a dude to see them bustin' some shit down.

That Smirnoff Ice is looking real good right now, might go out & cop me a six pack.

P.S. Stop taking your kid to a dude's crib!
If you can't get a babysitter then you need to stay yo stankin' ass home.

Man Purse = Oxy Moron

2008-10-10T08:51:00.000-07:00

This dude JapCity <~link to his Myspace page~ is looking kinda tasty. . .hmmm.
I don't usually dig the light-skinned thing, but I likes(hee hee).

With that said, I'm feeling the message in this video.
That fad has to die.

I never understood how it was okay for a straight man to carry a purse, wear skinny jeans & tight ass t-shitrs.

The whole look. . .it's feminine.
I don't care if you're carrying "bricks" and millions in that shit.
Fact of the matter is, you're a grown ass man with a purse. . .kill yourself please.

Only women & gay men carry bags.

I don't care if it's a thousand dollar bag.

That is a purse, you are a man.
It simply doesn't add up.

I would kill for that purple Hermés bag in his hand, but he shouldn't own it.

What do ya'll think Kanye has in there?

I bet ya'll never seen my husband Mr.S.Carter carrying no muthafukkin purse.
Because he is a real man.

Kanye, Pharrell, Weezy. . .smh

P.S. Dude wearing the "No Bitchassness" shirt should be aware that Diddy Puff is kinda suspect.
That's the last shirt a dude should be wearing while attempting to accuse someone else of being "homo".

Ya'll aint read Superhead's first book???

I'm just sayin. . .

Go Girl - Ciara ft. T-Plain

2008-10-09T11:49:00.000-07:00

Sit back, relax, enjoy the show.

Ci-Ci doing her thing & Janet's thing.(lol)

That part on the motorcycle fukk'd my head up. (2:36)
Looked like she farted sparks, not sexy.

A cool video nonetheless, even with T-Plain's Predator lookin ass up in there.

Bust Your Windows - Jazmine Sullivan

2008-10-09T11:41:00.000-07:00

Yes, this is my anthem!

I love this girl's voice, for some reason.
I can't pin-point what it is, but I love her voice.

I am so over her first single, if I hear that shit one more time:

I will bust your muthafukkin windows muthafukka!!!!

Enjoy!

P.S. Does she say: "Now watch me Yule?"

Dam that kneegrow Souljah Boy!!!!!

Modelville

2008-10-09T11:27:00.000-07:00

Um. . .where the fawk is Camille???

That's all I wanna know.

This shit looks corny as hell, I can't stand watching a bunch of heffas crying.

Bianca thinks she's tough now because she had a fight with that fat chick from Hairspray??

I know I'm still going to waste my time watching this mess.
-sigh-
But I'm mad as hell Camille isn't on it.

Ms.Halle

2008-10-09T11:20:00.000-07:00

Halle Berry aka "The Sexiest Woman Alive" is killing you hoes.

Mind you, this woman is in her 40s & JUST had a baby.

How you like them apples??

Don't be mad at Ms. Berry though, ladies.

Get your shit together.

Instead of sitting here reading this bullshit, you should be working on your fitness.

Don't get sloppy because summer's over.

Ugh

2008-10-09T11:15:00.000-07:00

Yeah. . .I'm overdue for a Bey-Bey post.

Well, here you go.

Bye Brie!

2008-10-09T10:58:00.001-07:00

I actually liked this chick a little bit, but this pic looks like the fakest fall ever.

Who falls like that??

I thought Tyra was gonna send my girl Sheena packing for a second.
I was ready to spazz.

But my main bitch is still there, eventhough I hated her pic.

And now for my top 3.

This crazy French bitch is starting to grow on me.
I absolutely love this picture.

Gorgeous.
I honestly think Mckey is a natural & might win this
but I'm still sticking with my girl Sheena.

Eventhough this bitch whines & complains every week she still takes good pictures.
But she's on her way out.

Ellen Exclusive(lmao)

2008-10-07T16:51:00.000-07:00

But why on Ellen though?

LOL

Don't get me wrong, I got love for Ellen (no lesbo), but I was expecting for this video to premiere on 106 & Crap.

I love this song, shit goes hard!

The video is tough too, I can dig it.

Kanye rarely disappoints me. . .& I'm referring his music & videos, not the way he acts when he's out & about or at award shows.

Anyways, enjoy.

Sexy?

2008-10-06T11:27:00.001-07:00

She failed as soon as the video started.

I wasn't expecting that grand finale.

Bravo!
Bravo!

Arab Money?

2008-10-06T11:14:00.000-07:00

Spliff Star is the most dedicated hype man in the muthafukkin business.

Somebody give that kneegrow an award!!!

Yes, Arab Money. . .I know.

But why is Busta looking about 6months prego?

I refuse to participate in any more dances that accompany songs.

I blame Souljah Boy.

T-Plain is funny. . .hee hee

2008-10-06T00:25:00.000-07:00

He really does owe his entire career to a fawkin vocoder.

I hate myself for loving every single one of his songs.

Even sadder is the fact that I have found myself singing
"Thank you vocoder/you are wonderful/you have helped me out tremendouslyyyyy"

I wish I had a vocoder for my everyday life.
-sigh-

Trading Places

2008-10-03T02:19:00.000-07:00

This song is cool, but it's a little weird to me.

I know what he's trying to say, but it just sounds to me like he wants to be the female for a night & then that gets me to thinking about Maneka manhandling him & things of that nature.

I don't like that.

I knowManeka is aggressive, I can tell by her jawline.

She probably be throwing that boy around.
I can only imagine the horrible things she does to him.
Po' thang.

At the end of the song does he say: "Stay tuned for part two. You bend me & I bend you"??

That's not cool.

A woman should not be bending a man over.

Maneka stop it!!!

It ain't right!!

Dam Cliff

2008-10-03T02:12:00.001-07:00

Clifford Harris aka T.I.P is looking kinda tasty on the cover of GIANT magazine.

I don't know what it is.

I don't usually go for light-skinned men but in this picture T.I can most definitely get it.

But I know it's just an illusion.

I can't forget the fact that he's like 5'8 and that's just not acceptable.
His nostrils are also permanently flared.

Anyways, this is definitely a good look & will be filed under Dam Daddy.

Beat it Bitch

2008-10-03T01:59:00.000-07:00

I just love how right before eliminations this cocky bitch Clark literally said:
"I know I'm not going home."

-evil laugh-

That bitch was feeling herself wat too much, she HAD to go.

Good fukkin riddance.
Now go find a ledge & jum off.

I kid. I kid.

Anyways, My two favorite bitches are absolutely demolishing the competition.
I am loving them.

Sheena looks F.A.B.
Lovesit

Get it gurl!

Samantha is NOt playing!
She is focused!

I'm not even going to discuss that weird French mess.
She needs to go home next week.
I'm sick of her crying & complaining.
Somebody needs to deport that ass.

Fawk the French!!!

Lady Luck Vs. Rece Steele

2008-09-29T22:45:00.000-07:00

Look at this mess.
This is why I don't frequent freestyle battles.
Kneegrows just don't listen.

It took about 15minutes for this shit to get organized.

Like 734,867 muthafukkas in what looks like an abandoned garage & it looks hot as hell up in that bitch.
I can only imagine what it must smell like.
Breathe, sweat, weave glue, liquor, weed & you KNOW some nassy muthafukka farted up in that hot bitch.

But I digress. . .

I honestly don't think this was a fair battle.

They wouldn't even shut the fuck up & let Reece spit.
They were disrespectful as hell.

Luck admitted all her shit was written.
I thought the point of a "freestyle" battle was to actually freestyle.
Did I miss something?

I can tell Reece was freestyling. . .so how is that fair?

If this even would have been a bit more organized & everyone battling would of actually freestyled, the outcome might have been different.

They weren't even trying to hear what Reece was saying from jump.

I heard her though, & I think there should be a re-match with a smaller audience, held somewhere air-conditioned.
& Luck shouldn't be allowed to bring all her groupies.

With that said. . .I can't really speculate on who won.
You might say Luck won, but I don't think it was a fair battle.

P.S. Luck your weave looks greasy as hell.
Reece. . .that face you made at the 16:17 mark. . .don't let it happen again.

Oh, You Mad?

2008-09-27T01:47:00.000-07:00

If you don't know the story: Oasis was talking hella shit about how Jay-z shouldn't be allowed to play at Glastonbury concert earlier this year.

I call it hate.
But they claim it's because Glastonbury is not about rap or hip-hop or whatever.

Hatin like a city cop.

Then Jay went on-stage at Glastonbury & did this:

And then he did this:

SERVED!

What's it been?
5 months?

And this is the best these clowns could come up with?
They're saying some U.K rapper wrote the lyrics. . um. . .that's it?

A "rapper" wrote that??
I'm praying that somebody exposes this clown so that Jay can end his rap career before it even starts.

My nephew can come up with better lyrics than that.

Just the other day he said: "These fools don't want it. I run up on you and take your Big Wheels. Run It"

He's 7!

I seriously doubt Jay is going to respond to this lame attempt at a dis song.
Highly Unlikely.

He probebly saw that shit and laughed.

But if he does. . .it'll be gold.

I don't know what a slag is but I know it's disrespectful & I don't think it was a smart move to come at my boy's wife like that.

Womanizer

2008-09-26T06:57:00.000-07:00

Brit-Brit's new song.
I absolutely LOVED her last album. . .every single track.

This song is good money, but I hope the rest of the album is better than this.

I can fukk wit it though.
I also heard she's making a video.

I can't wait.

He Ain't Even Right

2008-09-26T04:20:00.000-07:00

Suge Knight is a dam fool.
The look on that kneegrow's face while he yokin' that bitch up is fukkin PRICELESS.

I laughed so hard at this shit.
My stomach hurts.

I love how she got her tongue out at first cuz she think he's just dancing.
She trying her hardest to look sexy wit it

But when that muthafukka starts to really choke that ass
& grabs her weave she tryna stop him from pullin that wet & wavy shit out without upsetting Suge cuz she know he will mollywop her ass.

Why she got her eyes closed the whole time???

Dam Bruh

2008-09-25T22:11:00.000-07:00

My boy Isis got the boot last night.
Dam bruh.

"Her" picture looks like shit because he couldn't stop thinking about his tool making a surprise appearance.

"Can't wear skinny jeans cuz my knots don't fit"

Anyways, I was so loving last night's photoshoot theme.
The whole underwater thing was a good look.

These are my top 3 favorite pix.

Yes my bitch Sheena!
Lovesit.

The girl is FIERCE.
I'm no longer sure that she will win after Tyra fukk'd up her hair, but she is still bringin it.

Samantha.
I'm starting to think this girl might win it.
She is delivering & I loved her make-over.
The short cut is definitely a good look for her, I don't even remember what she looked like before they cut her hair.

Analeigh.
This picture is so sexy.
I hate that her & that weird chick Marjorie just sit around the house pitying themselves trying to get one another to compliment the other & convince her that she's beautiful & she's not going home.
It's pathetic.

HoodRat Stuff has NOT Struck Again

2008-09-24T01:02:00.000-07:00

A couple of days ago I was sent an e-mail saying that my favorite little chubb-rock has struck again.

I couldn't believe it, like why is this child even allowed to be around any vehicles??
He should be running everywhere he goes.

But it turns out that it's not true & you muthafukkas got WAY too much time on your hands.

Latarian Milton aka HoodRat Stuff did NOT steal his gran mamma's car again.

The video above is just old footage from when he took his gran mamma's car last April to do hoodrat stuff with his friend.

Ya'll need to stop lying on that child.
It ain't right!

Go on Bay-beeee!!!

2008-09-23T16:17:00.000-07:00

Yes. . .that's a man & he is going IN!

I'm mad this dude throwing it back better than me.
But I'm even madder at his outfit.

She Got Her Own

2008-09-22T20:21:00.000-07:00

Lovesit.

Jamie Foxx still thinks he's Ray Charles but that's o.k
I'm diggin the shit outta this remix.
Definitely better than the original.
But. . .is it just me or is Jamie Foxx outshining Ne-Yo with the vocals?

Either or. . .I'm loving it.
Looking for the free download as I type so I can put this joint on my iPod.
Gotta love technology.

Jill Marie Jones aka Toni Childs from "Girlfriends" always reppin' for the dark-skinned ladies.
I love her (no lesbo).

Eve looks tired as hell, but I'm ready for her to put out a new album.
I don't know what the hold-up is.

Estelle got her grill fixed. You Go Gurl!!

Who the hell decided to put Teyanna in the video???
SMDH

The boy 'Loso is looking kinda tasty these days.
I don't know what it is but he's looking like steak & rice in this video.
Dam Daddy.

"It's cool. I got it"

No One On The Corner Fucks Their Artists Like Puff

2008-09-21T04:23:00.000-07:00

This kneegrow. . .

I an so sick of Diddy Puff, but I can't even hate on his remix.
Eventhough he claims "This is not a remix".

Whatever Diddy Puff.

Why does he spit such garbage, but it bangs??
I'm kinda diggin' his flow on this shit.

He jacked Lil Wayne whole steez but he made it his.

Diddy Puff. . .boy you something else.
Take a seat.

But why is this the only thing I remember from the whole video?

Dam. . . Niggaz wanna stick me for my paper.

Get That Dirt off Your Shoulders

2008-09-21T04:10:00.000-07:00

Obama brushes the haters off.

What more can I say?

A Face For Radio

2008-09-21T03:29:00.000-07:00

First & foremost, I'm gonna need Funk Flex to give that camera about 15ft.

Too close for comfort.

Funk Flex is highly upset about Raw Kell's BET interview.

I didn't watch it, I heard about it, but I didn't even bother.
That man had sex with a little girl, walked away a free man & that shit was wrong.
That's my opinion on the situation.
But, what can you do?

I still love his music though, but I can never support Raw Kells again.
I won't even allow myself to buy his album, but I will gladly bootleg it.

Flex is mad as hell, but that doesn't excuse his crack rock yellow teeth & the dryness around the corners of his mouth.
I'm sorry.

But WTF is Big Worm so mad about?
An attempt to gain some relevance?

O.K Luck

2008-09-20T17:47:00.000-07:00

I love a good freestyle battle.

Apparently, Lady Luck is scheduled to battle Reece Steel sometime next week.

Reece Steel is the winner of Ms. Rap Supreme.
I haven't seen her since, but Reece goes hard.

This chick is talkin reckless.
Lady Luck you American Pie. . .stop feeling yourself.
You might get served hun.

I don't know what dude who said "Serve her like you served Remy." was talking about.

I saw her battle Remy & the girl Remy spanked her.

Sorry Luck, but it is what it is.
Remy did you dirty.
So, I suggest you stop sleepin' on Reece Steel, she might rock you out.
The BX goes hard baby girl.
You must not know.

Oh, and in case ya'll don't know about that Remy vs. Lady Luck battle. . .

Why you aint tell me you SHORT?

2008-09-20T14:51:00.000-07:00

So last night I had a date.
-sigh-

When I met this dude a couple of weeks ago he was: lookin' riiiiight like steak & rice.
Pretty hazel eyes & light-skinned eventhough I prefer dark-skinned men, but this dude was just sexy.

Now, when we met he was wearing Timbs ( Timberland boots for the slow ones) & I was wearing flats. This bit of information will be relevant in a minute.

Patience grasshoppers, patience.

Anyways, we started talking & he gave me his number (I don't give out my number).

I called him a couple of days later.
We spoke & he seemed normal enough for me to go somewhere with him.
Everything was candy.

So he asked me if I wanted to go to a movie with him & I said yes.

This is where shit starts to get funny, & not funny "ha ha".
But funny like when something smells funny & you make that face. . .you know?
I had that face from the beginning of the night.

First he calls me and tells me he's downstairs. . .I come out of my building & he's in a cab.
-insert funny smell face-

I had assumed this dude had a car. . .I was wrong.

Not that there's anything wrong with not owning a car, I don't have a car but that's mostly because I have failed my driving test twice.

But back to the story. . .I get in the cab & his breathe has filled the back of that car with the smell of boiled eggs or some horrible shit like that.
-insert funny smell face-

I offered him some Orbit & he happily accepted.
I gave him two sticks hoping he would eat both of them.
But he put one in his pocket.

Which was a good idea because that horrid stench might wake back up.
Orbit is good but I think he needed to gargle for about 15mins with a bottle of Extra Stregth Listerine, brush his teeth, floss & scrape his tongue.

We get to the movie theatre & when I step out of the car & stand next to him I make an awful discovery. . .he's short.
-insert funny smell face-

I was in disbelief, but then I realized that he had been wearing Timbs when we ment & I had been wearing flats. Timbs have like a 4inch heel.
I had been hoodwinked.

I'm a pretty upfront person. . .I have to say what's on my mind or it's going to bug me forever.
So as we're walking towards the theatre I ask him how tall he is.

5'8
-insert funny smell face-

Let me just clarify that I'm 5'6 & I don't deal with men that are shorter than 6ft.
I'll let 5'10 slide, but 5'8????
Good Day Sir!

Try to get in the theatre & come to find out that they're closed & the last showing of "Righteous Kill" ( which I seriously need to see) had started like a half hour ago.
-sigh-

We end up going to a bar to have a couple of drinks.

This man takes his hat off & I cannot for the life of me locate a hairline.
I am in awe at the size of this man's head.
It's looks like a lumpy cantaloupe, but it also has slight dents.
And his hairline is completely missing, but he does have hair.
Not quite waves, but he's trying.
I can tell he sleeps with a wave cap on, but it's just not working out the way it should.
-insert attempting to hold in laughter face here-

I pray he puts his hat back on & he does.
I smile.

It gets better boys & girls.
He's a total alchi (alcoholic for the slow ones).
I was still on my 1st drink when he was ordering his 3rd.
-insert funny smell face-

This dude is in this bar acting a muthafukkin fool!!
I was so embarrassed I wanted to cry & cut him.

He's talkin extra loud, keeps asking the bartender if he can smoke a cigarette which is a no-no in N.Y bars & he knows this.
Looking at dudes trying his best to appear menacing, but no such luck.
Remember. . .he's 5'8.

I excuse myself to go to the bathroom and take a break to stand in the mirror and ask myself why the fukk I'm still here.

I get back & he has a brand new drink in front of him & an empty shot glass as well.
"Um. . .you sneaking shots when I get up?"

-insert funny smell face-

As I sit down he starts slurring about some dude following me into the bathroom & if I knew him & if I was trying to slide off with this dude behind his back.
-insert funny smell face here-

WTF?????
I don't even know what this man is talking about.

The restrooms in this bar are behind a single door, but when you go through those doors the mens room is on the right & the little girl's room is on the left.
So everyone has to go through the same door.

I told him to simmer down & swallow his 5th drink.
It's going to be okay

This is where the Napoleon Complex kicks in.
Dude tries to make a scene talkin about how I'm trying to disrespect him.
He's puffing his chest out & a vein on his forehead is fully exposed.
-insert "Fukk this shit, I'm out" face here-

I get up & walk out.

I don't need that shit & I don't play that shit.

I refuse to let a man embarass me in public or even in privacy.
Especially a man that's not even tall enough to be considered a threat.

I don't know what happened to him after I left & I really don't care.

Needless to say he's been texting & calling me non-stop.
No answer.

A-Ha!!! -points & laughs-

2008-09-19T18:34:00.001-07:00

It doesn't get any better than this.

Diddy steppin on dog shit is something that should ALWAYS happen.
He's such an asshole.

Lovesit!

I can't help but wonder if the dog that left that trail of shit conveniently in Diddy's path belongs to Kim Porter.

Ya'll know Cassie gonna be scrubbing the shit off that sneaker with a toothbrush tonight.

Enjoy your weekend

McCain. . .siddown

2008-09-18T18:44:00.000-07:00

I try to stay away form politics on this blog.
I'm not into it & in my honest opinion, it doesn't matter who we vote for.
The government chooses our presidents.

I don't like to get political because people get riled up like kneegrows playing Spades.

I don't need that shit, but when a video like this falls into my inbox I have to share it.

McCain you're contradicting yourself. . .please take a seat.

You have to remember that this man is damnear 80. . .72 to be exact.
Dude is losing it, that Alzheimer's is kicking in & this man might be our next president.

He's delirious!
The man doesn't remember what he says.

"I don't know where you got that quote from"
You said that!!!!

He's just as dumb as Bush but 10yrs older.

And even worse than that is the fact that if his old ass dies we're stuck with Sarah Palin.

The governor of Alaska. . .Alaska!
Yes, the same Sarah Palin with the pregnant 17yr-old daughter.
The one that hunts moose.
The one that attended 4 different Colleges & Universities before finally graduating with a Bachelor of Science degree in communications-journalism.

She might become the leader of this country.

For The Bey-Bey Obsessed

2008-09-18T13:18:00.001-07:00

Apparently I don't post about Bey-Bey enough for the stans.

If ya'll really read my blog you all would know that this heffa maried the man of my dreams & I hate her.

But I digress. . .

Here's Bey-Bey filming the video for "Like a Boy" . . .no. . .wait. . .that was Ciara's song.

No silly, Bey-Bey's song is called "If I Was a Boy" . . .um. . .same shit.

So, Bey-Bey is swagga-jackin again I see.
-sigh-

Whatever happened to originality.

I can't wait to hear this shit, I'll probably love it & hate myself for loving it.

Should I follow this with a Rihanna post to get your undivided attention??

Nah

Make-overs!!!!!

2008-09-18T13:18:00.000-07:00

Brittany got the boot last night.
Pretty girl, but that bitch is boring.

But it was Make-over day!!!!!

I was so excited, but nothing was that extreme. I was disappointed.

I was hoping that would give Clark a fade, but all they did was dye that bitch's hair black.
And now her hairline creeps me out & she looks like Richard Gere.

Why is this bitch still here???
I hate her!!!

Isis was having a hard time tryin to hide her tool, but still managed to look better than most of the real females in there.

Now, I see why he prefers to be a woman. . .I saw no bulge in those bikini bottoms.
Isis is NOT packin'.
I know she uses tape, but I saw nothing at all.

If my dick wasn't visible through a woman's bikini, I would prefer to have a va-jay-jay too.

What the fuck was Tyra thinking when she decided to change Sheena's hair color??

I hate it.

She totally ruined my favorite bitch & now I don't think she has a chance of winning.
Sheena was fine the way she was.
What Tyra should of done was giver her longer hair.

She's a mess now.

5, 6, 7, 8!!

2008-09-16T01:57:00.000-07:00

WTF?
I actually thought this shit was official.
I seriously believed that he really knew the alphabet backwards.

You sneaky bastids!

I cannot trust anything I see ou YouTube these days.
I hate you all.

& I bet u muthafukkas have no comment.

Hate
You
All!

Nelly Goes In

2008-09-15T13:47:00.000-07:00

Nelly tells Ice T to kindly shut the fuck up & sit the fuck down.
Tells him to stop hatin on Souljah Boy & sit his geezer ass down somewhere.

Yada, yada, yada. . .why is he wearing that wifebeater???
I don't need him clothed, he should remain shirtless at all times.

That body is ridiculous.

But seriously, Ice T needs to sit his hatin ass down.
Go whore out your plastic wife.
That bitch is so disgusting. Just lookin at her makes me feel like I might have caught a VD.

Why is this clown even commenting on the state of hip-hop?
Isn't he in a rock band??

& running around doing shit like this

Think I Got Some Gristle

2008-09-14T16:23:00.000-07:00

I have no words. . .

Seriously, but I am using this post as an opportunity to let ya'll know that I'm tired of you kneegrows breezin' through here & shit & not leaving comments.

Hee hee heeing all up & down my blog & not even doing me the favor of commenting on my shit.

Enough is enough muthafukkas!!!

P.S. When (she?) choked. . .I died

Wanna Play?

2008-09-13T11:36:00.000-07:00

So. . .I take my ass over to Dlisted today. Because I love Michael K. & he doesn't even know I exist.
Sometimes I cry.

Anyobsessed(hee hee), I come across this terrifying video of a gang of little Chuckies at a Jessica Simpson concert on Good Morning America.
Don't ask me what this bitch was singing or why she's still relevant.

There were little Chuckies everywhere!!!!!!
They had knives & they were dancing & I am still shaking.

I haven't been able to own a doll bigger than a Barbie since seeing that movie when I was about 6yrs-old.
I hate you Michael K, but I'd still hit it while this clip plays in the background.

Yes, 41 seconds is all I need.

Why you leave your ASS BEADS here??

2008-09-11T20:06:00.000-07:00

This bitch Superhead is a cotdam mess.

Why did she have to put the image of Eddie Winslow putting beads up his ass in my head??
I don't need that!

Superhead (that will always be her name) has taken to the world wide web to expose Darius McCrary aka Eddie Winslow and his booty toys.
That kneegrow is nasty.

Men that play with their bootyholes are disgusting.

I have nothing but love for openly gay men (snap for the kids!), but there's nothing more disgusting than a dude that does extremely gay shit & insists he is not gay.

You own ass beads??
Nigga, you gay!

That shit is unacceptable, and she talking all this shit, but bitch you nasty too!!

I'm not even referring to all the nasty shit you did to get to where you are right now.
I will never forget your the fact that you're only famous for fukkin & sukkin rappers & ballers.

That man was your fiance.
You knew about his bootyhole games & you accepted it.

Shit, she was probably the one stuffing those beads in his ass & using them right after!!

Now she wanna front talking bout he's nasty, but he wasn't nasty when you was sharing his ass beads.

Bitch Siddown!

Remembering 9/11

2008-09-11T15:55:00.000-07:00

Today is the anniversary of the "terrorist" attacks.

I'm a New Yorker & it honestly doesn't feel like it's been 7years since it happened.

It was a tragedy & I don't think any of us will ever forget.
I love my city & eventhough I didn't lose anyone that day it still hurts like I did.

I still remember being in school when everyone was called to the auditorium & when they told us what had happened everyone just stopped.
I didn't really understand how or why it could of happened.
But it hit me like a ton of bricks when I saw the chaos on TV.

Anyways, I hope that even if you're not a New Yorker you pay your respects to those that were lost that day here, at the Pentagon & all the victims that were on those planes.

Will you just STFU???

2008-09-11T15:46:00.001-07:00

Nikeyshia (spell check me if that's wrong) got the boot on ANTM last night.

Tyra basically sent her ass packing because she doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.
Bitch always got something to say.
Sut ur fukkin mouth & siddown!

In other ANTM news.
My favorite contestand Sheena admitted to having fave titis.
-sigh-

I'm so disappointed, but aren't Asian women notoriously flat-chested?
And don't try to call me racist, It's true.

Her implants aren't even that big, she must of went from a -A to a B.

I still love that bitch tho & I still thinks she might win.

Chill out 'Ye

2008-09-11T15:16:00.000-07:00

You'd think that a kneegrow that tries so hard to get attention would appreciate paparazzi taking his picture.

Dude was at the airport & attacked a photographer taking pictures of him.

Him & his bitch-boy/assistant smashed the photographer's cameras & thought they were just gonna walk away & get on thier flight like shit was sweet.

Well, The Boys snatched that ass up & arrested him.

TMZ has video of the incident -click here-

Update: Kanye posted bail & they let his ass out.

This bitch. . .

2008-09-09T17:05:00.000-07:00

OMG Maneka is pregnant again.

This ugmugg bitch must have some powerful cooch.
This will be their second child & her fifth.

Yes, FIFTH! & this bitch is damnear 40 & she is simply not cute.

I just don't get it, I really don't.
All that shit about "it's what's on the inside that counts" just doesn't fly with me.

And that bitch looks evil as hell.
Didn't she make him fire his momma???

I don't like that bitch.

And in case u fools don't know what her old ass looks like in her drawls. . .

Exactly.

Interesting. . .

2008-09-09T16:42:00.000-07:00

I don't really follow politics.
It's not my thing, but this whole Bristol Palin situation is becoming quite interesting.

As you all may already know, Bristol Palin is the 17-yr-old daughter of Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin

In the above video the young man claims to be Bristol Palin's unborn baby's father.
I can't say that I believe him or that I don't.
What I can say is that I cannot wait for this child to be born.

He claims that him & Bristol had a relationship when she already had a boyfriend, who her and her family are claiming is the child's father.
The two are supposed to be getting married.

I know a shotgun wedding when I see one.
It's obvious her parents are forcing the two to get married to avoid a scandal.
But if they dude in the video does turn out to be that father I can't wait to see how they will play this off.

This dude also has a song dedicated to Bristol Palin so I can't help but think that this is just some bullshit he made up to get some air play.

Please listen to the lyrics.

"I fukked your best friend in Utah to spite you"

Pure comedy.

Tnx for the e-mail Dana-Iasia

VMA bullshit

2008-09-08T21:33:00.001-07:00

Me & Michael K in a few years - Dlisted

Leave Britney Alone!!! ( that will never get old) - Bossip

Forty-fourhead alert!!! - ConcreteLoop

Relax Jordin - FListed

Christina Aguilera, don't ask me why - Drunken Stepfather

More of fourty-fourhead for the stans - Necole Bitchie

Peep the Pee Wee Swag - BlogXilla

Keri Hilson. . .No! - C&D

VMAs in 2 minutes - Straight Outta NYC

Simply because I don't care enough to look for this shit on my own.

These were the lamest VMAs ever.
I lost interest as soon as I peeped Lil Wayne & T-Plain getting a little too close for comfort during their performance.

But this shit right here. . .

SMMFH so hard.

1. Not sexy.
2. This kneegrow has his lip pierced?
3. Are his dreads fake?
4. So fukkin not sexy!!!

It's MAD of ya!

2008-09-06T09:46:00.000-07:00

How the hell they get all these bitches on-stage together without a fight?
Wigs should of been flyin'.

I see they got Miley Cyrus(why she sound like a billygoat?) between Bey-Bey & Rhi Rhi.

And why is this bitch is wearing that wig???
I wanted Etta James to come on stage & slap that shit off her head sooooo bad!

Mariah sounds horrible.

Keyshia Cole please stop trying to dance.

Mary can do no wrong, so ya'll don't even think about disrespecting the Queen.

Who's the bitch in the white jeans & the lop-sided mullet?
She tryna be different?
Solo-Angel called. . . .she said: "Bitch siddown! I does this!"

Why they aint let Ci-Ci sing??
Ya'll aint even right.

The song is called "Just Stand Up".

But I'm gonna need for Bey- Bey & that wig(the wig needs it's own seat), Miley Cyrus(I'm so sick of these Disney sluts), Fergie aka Fuggy Fug, the bitch with the side-mullet, CiCi(because she's not even doing anything) , & Ashanti(because I didn't even notice her til she opened her mouth) to all collectively Just Sit Down.

Fashion Rocks Pix

2008-09-06T08:39:00.000-07:00

I refuse to post pix of Bey-Bey with that ridiculous Etta James wig on.
She's killing me running around wearing that shit.

Anyways. . .love the shoes, love the dress, love the hair.
She looks FAB, but I'm still not over this bitch marrying my man.

O.K Solo-Angel we get it.
You're different, you dance to the beat of your own bongo, you're not like your sister.

But I'm gonna need you to unwrap Mama Tina's good curtains from around your shoulders and put them back before she gets home.

You might end up back in the basement if you keep carrying on like that.

Shesus Khryst!!

Is that a jazzep-up piano??
No CiCi
No!!

I am not feeling this at all.
It accentuates the manliness of her shoulder.
And it looks a little too Tyra-esque.
You're not even smiling with your eyes CiCi!!!

Speaking of the top bitch on TV (yeah, Tyra's almost dethrowning Hoprah).
Love the look.
*shakes finger*

FIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEERCE!!!

SMMFH
I wish Lil Man Man would sit the fuck down somewhere.
Give T-Plain his top hat back immediately then go take a seat.

Who invited her?????

-sigh-
That dress looks like a gay club disco ball & those shoes. . .smh
Love the hair though.

I see Nelly wasn't present. . .trouble in paradise??
I hope so.

Nelly. . .call me boo!
;p

Ok Rhi-Rhi lookin gooood sweetheart(lol).

Got the forty-fourhead in full effect!
Glowing!

I really hope she ran a hot-comb through the back of her head this time.
That kitchen gets no attention.

I couldn't find a picture in that angle but the back of her head always looks like angry pubes.

But I'm gonna need for her to get her man.

That jacket is virgin tight. . .I can see his heart beating.

Chris Breezy. . .go take a seat right next to Lil Man Man.
Ya'll can discuss the difficulties of being a light-skinned brother.

O.K Keesh!
Get it guurrl!

But where the hell is Frankie?
Love that bitch!
There's probably a "man down situation Code 10" somewhere.

ANTM 11

2008-09-03T19:48:00.000-07:00

WHAT THE PHOTOSHOP HELL??

First and foremost. . .what the fukk is going on with Tyra's face in this picture?
She looks like a fukkin ventriloquist dummy.

Anyways, ANTM11 premiered tonight.

I don't see anything special in any of these bitches except that one of them has a dick.

I'm sure Tyra is patting herself on the back for having a transexual or transgender or he/she on her show, but doesn't she know that she looks more like a tranny than the actual tranny?

I'm glad Sharaun was the first to go, that bitch is annoying, but I was kinda hoping they would get rid of Clark.
That bitch is a dam hater & she is NOT that cute. I'm gonna need for her ass to pull a chair out & siddown.

I'm a little disappointed with this group of girls. They look boring as hell.
I'm gonna need for these hoes to start fightin immediately.

Gawd I miss Camille. She was such a delightful bitch. I hated her & absolutely loved her at the same time.

Love, love, love Sheena! (no lesbo)
She's from Harlem and she has booty
Asians with booty are an endagered species.
I have a feeling she might win. Keep in mind that I have successfully picked 6 out of 10 top model winners.

O.K. . .um. . .this bitch is weird.

That's a serious jaw.
At first I thought this one was the tranny.
I mean cotdam!
She's manlier than the actual man.

We Have GOT To Do Better

2008-09-03T00:58:00.001-07:00

SIT ON DOWN

Whenever I'm in the mood for pure Grade A Unadultered Fuckery I like to take a stroll to You Know You Dead Azz Wrong. They never cease to amaze me.

Thoughts that ran throught my head when I saw the above picture

1. Is that Trina in the back with the pink eyeshadow & the Sharpie eyebrows?
2. Homegirl on the right has a serious skin condition, she shouldn't be clubbin'.
3. Why they gotta do yellow like that? Straight grimey.
4. Shorty in the front with the purple contraption around her waist is killin you hoes ( straight killin' you hoes).
5. Is that chick on the left with the blue on wiping away tears after seeing these broads?
6. Leg-warmers? Really???

Sad situation, it really is.

And I'm gonna need for every last one of these hoes to return all their shoes to Rainbow's and 579.

Here's more fuckery for your entertainment.

What the shemale?????
That lady/boy got a little ass head.
What is it doin sittin there lookin like that???

Hey Boo!

2008-09-02T19:57:00.001-07:00

IT'S THE ROC BITCH!

Look at my hubby.
He's so fukkin sexy
Ya'll mad, I can see it.

The new Rocawear campaign.
The Evolution.
I don't really wear Rocawear, but the new stuff is kinda cute
Ya'll can check it out here.

I see Joy Bryant is doing her best to remain relevant.
You go gurl!
I always liked her (no lesbo).
But she better keep her paws off my hubbs.
I don't play that.
Whatt happened to Ciara though?

All I Need is One Night

2008-09-02T19:47:00.000-07:00

I SWURR!!

Trey Songz lookin tasty like always.
I was e-stalkin his Myspace page. . .again when I peeped this pic & ya'll know I jacked it.
Got that shit on my Sidekick by now.

I remember meetin his sexy ass in the club once.
I told him I was tryna take him home with me & he laughed.
I was dead serious.
By the end of the night I was so fukkin twisted.

I was like: "Trey Songz who?? Bitch! Take me home!!!"

I proceeded to lose my pocketbook & my camera in which I had pictures of him & pictures of me tryna get a feel of what he got in them jeans.

I must say your boy is packin. (hee hee)

Not a Good Look

2008-09-02T19:32:00.001-07:00

A NOT SO VIVRANT THING

Q-Tip look rough as hell.
Cotdam!
Maybe it's the lack of facial hair

I understand he's damnear 40, but a grown ass man with no facial hair doesn't sit well with me.
He needs something.

My hubby Jay-z is the only man that can get away with not having any facial hair at his age.
That's right, you read that right.
He's fukkin perfect!!
Now fix ya face. = o

Q-Tip lookin rougher than a mutha.

I don't know where he was or what he was doing, but he ain't EVEN gotta look like that.

Entertain Yourselves

2008-08-30T20:16:00.000-07:00

Tyson should conside a little manscaping - Dlisted

VIBE is racist? - Bossip

Halle's baby gives you the Evil Eye - Concrete Loop

Carlton's still alive! Great, now I can stop tossing & turning in my sleep. - Evil Beet

Top 10 Bernie Mac monents cuz he ain't scared of you muthafukkas! - DimeWars

Something for the Fellas - F-Listed

Somebody smack her Momma please - Sandra Rose

Obama-Rama - RealTalk NY

Lil Kim "Put On" freestyle - HipHopDX

Happy Labor Day Bitches!!!
Don't get too fukk'd up like I'm about to do.

P.S. I want to thank everyone sending me e-mails about how much you all enjoy my bolg.
I truly appreciate it.
As you can tell by the lack of ads on this blog I don't get paid to do this. I do it because it's fun & I enjoy it.
It actually puts a smile on my face when I get an e-mail from someone saying they enjoy reading the mess that comes out of my mouth on a regular basis.
Yes, I actualy talk like I type.
So you kneegrows have fun & be careful.

xoxo
Ms.M

FOX Got Jokes

2008-08-30T14:50:00.000-07:00

OH, YOU MAD?

Solo-Angel( I can't even type that mess with a straight face) was on FOX news the other day (don't ask me when) & apparently things got a little awk-waaaaard.

I guess they asked her about Jay-z & the whole 40/40 situation & she wasn't feeling it. Apparently she didn't know that they weren't on the air when the question was asked & proceeded to get gully on whoever that husky lady is.

I must say, Solo-Angel don't play that & I commend her for tellin FOX to get up out her family's business & focus on her album that nobody's gonna buy. Even if the question wasn't live, fuck that shit.
"Bitch! Don't ask me no shit like that!!" is what I would of said.

Well, FOX retaliated by re-airing the story & gettin on Solo-Angel hard-body.
Callin her all types of brats, moochin ass hoes & all things in between.
Told her to hop off her sister's pubes & get her own money.

That ain't right.

I can't wait to see what Baby Daniel will have to say about them disrespekkin his momma.

Jason. . .The Diva Maker?

2008-08-29T19:13:00.000-07:00

DIVAAAAAAAS!!!!!!

What in the Drama Queen hell??

I don't know how true this is, but I was over at Diddy Puff's Momma's blog when I saw this.
Eventhough I don't know if this bullshit is really going to air I can almost guarantee that if it does air it will be on VH1.

I watched the 1st season of Making The Band & everytime he stepped on the scene screaming "Divaaaaaaaaaaaas!!!!" I wanted to cry.
I lost interest in that show quickly after.
-sigh-

Well, if this mess does air I will definitely be watching.
I like to punish myself.

With that said: Who is gassing him?????

Somewhere in Wiscansin

2008-08-26T20:40:00.000-07:00

FUEGO!

I must admit. When I first heard rumors about Lil Wayne & T-Plain making an album together I considered pouring acid in my ears.
Those two should take a 3-year long vacation from all things music.
I can't take their annoying nasal ass voices combined But. . .
THIS IS MY SHIT!!!!

Oh I can't believe it
Ooh Ooh she all on me (on me)

I can't even front, T-Plain did it again. He's dead serious about the Univer-Soul Circus theme he's been rockin' since the BET Awards.
The video doesn't quite do it for me.

It's like T-Wayne invaded my nightmares & recorded everything that scares me.
From emo-clowns to swangin' dreads to big booty hoes with way too much Yaki.
To being stuck on a never-ending ferris wheel ride with Lil Wayne, his cough syrup breath & those swangin dreads again.
I don't understand him!!!!!

What in the slurred hell is he saying???
Something about showing somebody what them teardrops about?
Didn't that kneegrow accidentally shoot himself in the chest?
I don't think that counts...does it?
What part of the game is that??

Epic Fail

2008-08-14T18:37:00.000-07:00

HOW NOT TO TREADMILL

OMG!
I dont do treadmills & this is the reason why( & because I'm lazy).

Never in my natural life have I seen a person fail so horribly on a treadmill.
My stomach hurts, I laughed so hard.
When his face went through the screen I flatlined: __________________________

What more can I say?